Don’t let the big, brown eyes fool you. Beneath them lie the stealth of a ninja and the appetite of a labrador.

Lucy, our 10 yr old Boston Terrier will suddenly exit the room looking guilty and and then a distinct odor fills the air.

“I will make myself taller so you notice me begging for food” … my dachshund Benny must have taught himself this trick to look cute as he begs for food. It doesn’t work….all the time. Editor’s note: My dogs absolutely do this. Is this a weenie-specific trait?

Pickle always attacks the mail. He really hates urgent bills!

Murphy ate baby Jesus in the manger and chewed off Joseph’s hand while mommy was in the shower! How rude.

I ate my mom’s rain boot. I am a jerk.

I lure you in with ADORABLENESS then I PEE and POOP all over you!! Hammond is a 3wk old puppy that I rescued at 1 day old, not sure what breed he is. “Anytime someone holds me (besides my mom), I pee and poop all over them. I peed all over the veterinarian’s lap this morning, forcing her to change her entire outfit, including her socks and shoes, hence my shaming today.”

I ate 2 packs of hot chocolate … including the paper. And now I’m trying to eat this paper! Sadie

Scout hasn’t eaten other people’s food in 2 years, but the bbq short ribs were just sitting there, nicely boxed up like a present, while Mommy went in to grab coffee… it all happened so fast.

Savannah, our 2 year old Golden Retriever, cannot go a second without having something in her mouth. Today, it was our new rug. Editor’s note: I like the dog in the background. He seems to be saying “HAHA! You got caught!”