Frankie thinks warm folded laundry is something to be napped in.
After being a foster for over a year Hugh became a foster failure. Seniors rock!
I like to climb things and get stuck. Mom has to help me down EVERY time.
I live in the garage now because I smell like a skunk – Uno
“I spitefully pee on the carpet if you try to take away my toys. -Beckett (P.S. I’m totally housetrained.)”
Maggie ate Mama’s comb.
Took Minnie for a walk, but she ran off and went down a rabbit hole.
I don’t always eat coloured pencils, but when I do, I poop RAINBOWS!
Komali (Named after the Sinhala term used to describe ‘flirtatious wriggling’) took it upon herself to drag out the garbage all over the kitchen floor, just to make a point that she thinks the house looks like a dump.
My dog, Walt, got into a loaf of Banana Bread while I was out. Sign reads “I got hungry while you were out. This Banana Bread is delicious,… want some?!”