I keep my alarm clock across the room so I don’t sleep through it. However, my dog Sophie likes to poop on the floor right in front of it to make extra sure that I wake up! She also somehow times this so that it happens only when I need to get up at 4:45.
Piggy Sue runs with the pack… She’s a “dog” with a bit of a difference.
Sonny: “We were staying at a holiday cottage and I got out and chased the owner’s cat. I’m only ashamed because I didn’t catch it.”
Came home to find that Max had eaten 2 (and a half) cupcakes off the counter. Don’t know why he stopped but apparently he had some degree of self control (or couldn’t reach any more). “I only ate 2!”
This is a chair that we gave Zorro when he was a baby so he could be comfortable. He ate it. Today it goes to the dump.
I jump on my Mom’s art chair when I shouldn’t and then whine because I’m too scared to jump down without help. Only sorry for me. – Sophia
Mac ate dirt and grass then puked it up in my office!
He looks contrite but he’d do it again in a heartbeat.
I steal stones from the beach and hide them in the house every day.
“My owners were called by our neighbors while they were out having dinner. The truck alarm was turning on & off, on & off, on & off. I was home chewing on my daddy’s key chain.”