I bolted out the door on Halloween and scared a little girl in a princess costume.
I’m Max and I like to eat dirty diapers and nursing pads.
Fred is always ripping the drain spout off. Finally ripped it in half!!
“I’ve been asleep in this position for over 9 hours. I might be dead.”
Lucky is an old dog. He sleeps a lot. Sometimes I poke him to make sure he’s not just sleeping.
I chewed on a wire and now my family has no internet.
2 year old Kallie, decided she wanted to redecorate the living room one day while I was at work…
I ate my Mum’s Sprinkles Vanilla Peppermint Cupcake. Yummy!
I ate a jelly fish at the beach today. I cost my human parents £171 in vets bills. Both humans are hungover and had to watch me throw up jelly fish slime.
Garbage Gut Molly Strikes Again
I used poor judgement and peed in my 5-yr old brother’s bed… And on my brother… At 3AM. I’m sorry. Love, Violet.