I steal catnip packets from the kitty’s stocking…Jack thinks ANYthing even remotely edible is his by default.

My name is Tucker. I chewed my mommy’s brand new pair of jeans. I’m so cute that she probably won’t stay mad for long though.

I rolled around in my daddy’s dirty gym socks until mommy was forced to wash me. Love, The Onyx

At treat time (or anytime anyone even walks NEAR the kitchen) this face comes out. She should get an Oscar for her performance. Sometimes there is even an attempt at woeful singing. “Hey, Dashi. Sarah MacLachlan just called and asked if you could tone it down a bit. You’ll still get a treat. -Mom”

Ralphie gives his best innocent face

I lick my man parts whilst staring at guests. Awkward. Love, Orville

Hank refuses to get off the bed when Mom and Dad want to “do their thing”. Mom does not appreciate a random cold wet nose at the most inappropriate time!

“I opened the sliding door and dragged the bathmat over to my sister’s crate.” We ate it together.” I should have known there would be trouble when he taught himself how to open doors.

When Boris decides it’s time for a shower, he meanders into the yard and finds a reason for a shower.

I enjoy bug hunting and scaring squirrels. I am not ashamed. Love, Rain.