Oskar loves scouting for stale, rotting food scraps in the gutters and along the sidewalks in our neighborhood. He learned the “drop it” command but once he realized “drop it” meant he didn’t get to keep it… he started swallowing the found snacks whole before I can fish them out of his mouth.
Kryptonite? Fear me! Greta the miniature Schnauzer aka “The Fatal Fräulein” defeats Superman in a single bite.
Moe ate a gift for a child. He has no shame. I think he was mad he wasn’t getting a gift too.
Key Lime Pie the bulldog loves to eat poop.
I eat daddy’s girlfriend’s underwear while they’re sleeping.
He also eats dirty socks.
Ollie-bear caught me crying over the final pages of my book and decided it would help if he shredded the cover. It did not
Bruno loves to go outside for a walk, where he devours fluffy dandelions. He is not sorry.
I jumped out this tiny window and had to be rescued. I’m not sorry. ~ Mulligan has been crazy about escaping through windows before, but I thought I was safe having an upstairs window open that had a seven-inch opening. I was wrong. The neighbour climbed up on the roof with a ladder and pushed him back in the window.
Wyatt is boycotting hair combing, baths, naps, the potty, and pants! Thanks everyone for playing along with our fun April fools’ day! The dogs will resume tomorrow morning!