I found the spot where you dumped the old deep frying oil with the onion smell and I rolled in it.
I ate a poopy diaper and then gave Daddy kisses
“Moleskin notebooks do not taste like mole”
She fancies herself an art critic. She’s big on postmodern, surrealism, and anything with SQUIRREL!
My sister made 2 separate batches of pumpkin spice muffins for her and her friends and I just couldn’t resist. They had homemade cream cheese frosting also!! I would eat them all again in a heartbeat. They were DELICIOUS.
Ella stole an ENTIRE meatloaf!
Hi I’m Kaya. I eat couches. My mom was gone for two hours.
Mom wasn’t reading her book so I thought I would give it a try.
I like to drink from the toilet. Potty training is really crimping my groove.
After swimming in the creek, he bolted straight for a bunch of bushes. I don’t know what kind of bushes they were, but hundreds of their parts stuck to him. Yay.
Echo, our new puppy, scaled a baby gate and unzipped mom’s suitcase to get to the Apple Pie Larabars that mom packs as snacks while she travels. Echo then scaled the baby gate back and nothing was amiss until Echo started pooping nuts and vomiting raisins.
Biscuit, the helpful older sister, helped us parents by cleaning up her baby sister’s vomit.
Unfortunately the raisins in Larabars are toxic to fluffs and off to the vet they went for treatment. Happy to report all fluffs are back and healthy, but only after Echo decided to remove the catheter from the IV drip OUTSIDE of her crate!