“I broke in to the dog food bucket and gave everyone a huge snack, then got stuck in the bathroom while chasing the cat, so I chewed my way out.”
Dash is our foster pup, and is recovering from getting her dew claws removed. It’s hard for her to turn around in our tiny house while she’s wearing the Cone of Shame, but this was the first time she’s gotten stuck in the bathroom, and of course, it had to happen while we weren’t home.
“I tore up Mom’s favorite rooster pillow. Tastes like chicken.”
Five-month-old Oakley, a Golden Pyrenees pup, could blame her dad for leaving her alone downstairs for just a few minutes, or she could blame Checkers, the old Golden Retriever in the room, but she takes full credit for destroying the chanticleer.