I had to have a bath because I thought it was a great idea to roll around in another dog’s poop.
“I knocked a vase of tulips over onto the couch, ate them, then threw them up onto the rug… you’re welcome!”
Pepperly has been dieting and has lost 7 pounds in the past year. She rebels against our attempts to keep her healthy by eating anything she can. Now we know flowers are on the menu too!
our new boston terrier pup ate about a pound of poop from our 97lbs greater swiss mountain. she then threw up the poop in her crate along with pooping herself in the crate, found some way out go her crate and decided to go everywhere in the house leaving poo prints all over the place.
Tetley the whippet spends a lot of time looking guilty, because he also spends a lot of time stealing and eating (or just destroying) our property. We’re used to it by now, but he crossed the line when he bit the nose off of the teedy bear that Clara had brought home from school to look after,
This is revenge for taking my man parts.
This is Kai. He gets very jealous when I bring the kids home to babysit so he has decided to boycott it.
“I LOVE to pee on and destroy the babies *things because I’m a jealous brat! I have no shame.”
I ate my granny’s 24 year old, first edition copy of Stephen King’s “The Stand”.
She was right. It is his best book.
I hump the guinea pig.
And I like it!
I woke up this morning to go to the bathroom. Upon walking to the toilet I noticed that the bathroom rug was soaked only in one spot. It has been confirmed that little miss Suzy tinkled on the rug!
Our 1-year-old bunny rabbit Charlie used to pee everywhere, just to mark his territory. Fortunately all this stopped right after we had him neutered. The picture is 2 months before we had him neutered. I was so disappointed that I decided to shame him all over the internet.