May loves the taste of leather, apparently, judging from the number of shoes and belts we have lost to her.

Penny Lane is our 7 month old Dobie and has already learned to to sniff out the socks in the laundry basket. She gathers the socks and lays down with them. She is very proud of her sock treasure!

Mitch, retired shoe assassin. $ 400.00 worth of confirmed kills.

The bathroom door was left open and the toothpaste was on the counter. Fairgame… Editor’s note: Human toothpaste isn’t recommended for dogs because they will likely swallow the paste, which contains fluoride that can cause gastrointestinal irritation or more significant problems in large amounts. On top of that, if your toothpaste contains xlitol (most commonly found in sugar-free gum), your pet could be seriously harmed. Please contact poison control or your local vet if you think your pet has ingested xlitol.

I got a new rabbit this week and Gigi was super jealous. I gave my bunny a carrot and Gigi went up in my room, stole it from the cage, and tried to eat it, resulting in a carroty mess.

I eat scented soap but it doesn’t make my poop smell any better.

Who needs a welcome mat when you have a ‘Welcome Jack”? Yes, the innocent bystander, Buddy, is sticking his tongue out at Jack!

My 6 lb Chihuahua Migo turns into a rabid Tasmanian Devil when I try to clip his nails. So this time he was swaddled and muzzled! Still took me a half an hour, and afterwards we both needed a nap!

Peed on his brother’s toys when no one was watching

While my girlfriend was out for drinks, I decided to leave Cooper, our 13 week old Boston Terrier puppy, in his play area while I went to play ping ping in the basement with a friend. I guess our couch was a tasty treat for that hour I left him… lesson learned. But how can we possibly get mad at that face?!