My mom slept half the night on the couch because I had diarrhea from
my protein bar binge and I STILL pooped by the back door.
This is a foster dog. I paid $4000.00 to have her legs fixed so she can climb up to the place I keep my good shoes.
This was a Friday Eve. Carnage
We just paid $4000 for a nice picket fence so Maddie could play in the yard…but she is terrified of it and won’t go outside if we don’t go with her!
“I get stuck under the bed and bark when I need out. Usually at night. I did this when I was little. I don’t understand why I get stuck now.” – Hunter, 7 months old.
As soon as my Dad sit down after work I start to hump him
“I jump on the fence and take bites out of it.”
If I don’t walk outside with my dog, every time he goes out he will race across the yard and jump on the fence and bite pieces off.
Our Cavi boy thinks he is a fierce hunter and tries to get EVERY animal that comes of the screen, as well as people and colorful commercials.
Nancy ate 1/2 the cucumber!
“Wasn’t it my night to dry the dishes??”