I ate a whole bag of Cheetos, then puked down the A.C. vent in mom’s bedroom….
I eat the legs off my toy then throw them up on the carpet.
The Wonder Dog
I poo’d in the house because I was mad that I couldn’t get into bed while my dad was getting lucky.
This book was sitting under my mother’s bed, and apparently the only thing Preston chews on is finely aged book.
Astro got into this box of straws while I was taking a shower! He loves to make big messes every chance he gets- he’s luck he’s so cute and loveable!
“I chased a squirrel thru a CLOSED window.” Herman loves the squirrels but when he went after this one it wasn’t on the other side of the yard. It was on the other side of the window. He wasn’t hurt and neither was the squirrel. Just my bank account.
I came home from work and Gizmo decided to go through my work bag while I was in another room. I come out to see the only dollar I had torn up. Guess George didn’t know his place.
Every chance she gets, Pickles- our 7-year old Boston Terrier rescue- goes after my wife’s unmentionables. She’s gone through half a dozen already!
I liked Mom’s new sunglasses so much that I chewed both arms so I could keep them myself!