Mom and Dad went on a trip. Then the dog sitter went to work. I was lonely so I tried to call. But the phone …. broke?
I dig under the fence into the neighbour’s yard and eat all of their dog’s poop before leaving one of my own and then come home.
….and then he insists on trying to lick your hands, your face, your feet, the couch, the other dogs….
After her hellish puppy years, where her dear human entertained the idea of sending her back to the rescue (not really…empty threats), Penny has become a model dog. Loyal, obedient, and loving, Penny even knows tons of tricks. She doesn’t really doesn’t understand why her dear human would punish her for nothing by ordering her a custom straightjacket (fleece-dog coat with detachable snood) from Etsy. She is afraid to move in it. Even a single paw.
Calvin ate my blue wedding shoes
my two chihuahuas ate a hole in my couch…..and they aren’t even sorry!!
Don’t let her size fool you, she is still a puppy, and her favourite snack is paper. Yes, this dog really did eat homework.
I scoot across the carpet in front of company. People point and snicker. I can’t help it…it itches!
I left our foster dog Carter out of his crate alone for the first time and found these two like this.
I could tell that Sunny was up to no good as she was being way too quiet, and then I looked to see her shredding one of my brand new, expensive leather gloves!