“Hi! I’m Ginger and I REFUSE to let any other dogs around me be pet even if I have to shove them out of the way. I deserve love and affection more than any other dog in THE WOLRD! Yes the entire world!!!”
From the owner: “I was out of town for two weeks and left this 9 month old pup with his Dad. Apparently he was a little too spoiled while I was gone because this morning I was eating breakfast and ignoring his begging, so he wandered over to the front door, locked eyes with me, and made a huge puddle. It took 17 paper towels to clean up. The last time he peed in the house was when he was 14 weeks old. I’m now considering shipping him off to Dad’s permanently.”
Tessie got into a fight with a dog bed. She won.
Kyra’s paws are usually used for slapping people who stop petting her for even one second. That’s what she was doing this time too, the earphones were just collateral damage.
Mr. Joseph thought the greatest gift he could give was whatever he ate last. Unfortunately his gift-wrapping methods are a little unorthodox.