Tobey needs to sit wherever he wants. Everything can get out of the way, including bottles of red wine when he needs to get comfy.

Notice how he destroyed only the article that mattered while leaving the rest of the newspaper completely intact.

Building Ikea furniture in our new apartment, Hanno upheld our Ikea tradition and ate all the instructions.

Yoda likes to roll in anything stinky. The worst part is that he enjoys bath time and has zero shame.

Our German Shepherd, Shade pins our 4 month old Bengal kitten down and bathes him. Every. Single. Day. URGH!!!!!!! He’s soaked all the way down to his elbows.

No shame here…even when passersby point and laugh.

Kohli steals toilet paper. She is never sorry.

During an early morning home invasion Brian not only allowed two intruders to enter our home, he also gave them big welcoming wags and licks. He then jumped the fence and ran with them to the getaway car. Worse still, he looked disappointed when they drove off without him.

My mom did everything she could to make her boss employing me as a watchdog and now I fart all day to show her how much I appreciate it. At home I just do it for fun.

I made a baby cry. Apparently I am full of something called “too much love”.