Dog ate part of my sock, found it in his poop!!!
I nose open the snack cabinet and gorge on milkbones until i get the runs.
I bite ankles.
My pup tried to find a new exit from my bedroom when I left her In there with the door shut while I went to the movies.
This is Max. He LOVES to lick feet…clean feet, smelly feet, old feet, girl feet, boy feet..he is not picky and he is not ashamed.
“I hoard my toys under the dining room table…even though my toy box is five feet away. – MacKenzie”
MacKenzie has mastered getting her toys out of the toy box. Putting them back…not so much. At the time of this photo, she was hoarding fifteen toys, 1 1/2 pairs of mom’s shoes, and one slipper sock. Good thing it’s a big table.
In 15 minutes I stole a chicken off the table & picked it clean — then hid the evidence under master’s bed. I am a thief and a brat!
Editor’s note: Don’t worry, this adorable brat didn’t get to any bones, she did however have a lot of scrumptious meat!
I just ate a glove and a plastic bag at the dog park. What was in the bag? I’ll never tell!
Frankie just couldn’t resist the fluff. He’s even licking his lips. No remorse whatsoever.
I whine & stomp my feet when Mom is on the phone…and I am NOT sorry!! She should pay attention to me and ONLY ME!!!
P.S. To show Mom how I really feel about this pic, I farted loudly while she was taking it.