I am ashamed that I forgot to buy Murphy’s food but I remembered to get Roo’s cat food. I’m a bad mummy
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I climbed on my mom’s desk when she wasn’t looking and ate her fish sandwich. I’m resting comfortably, and totally NOT ashamed. He thought my fish was delish! I turned my back for less than 30 seconds and found Wily on my desk devouring my lunch. We now have had both of our dogs shamed.
“When I am displeased with the humans, I deliberately knock things down the stairs. (timed for maximum damage-bonus if humans are below >:-) )”
Today, Malachai, our bengal cat, was angry that I was ignoring him to write a paper. So, he waited for me to set my husband’s iPad on the stairwell for a moment to make a mad dash across the top of the stairwell, sending the tablet to it’s demise. He nearly took out our roommate’s girlfriend by doing this sort of thing with a textbook while she was coming up the stairs…