Tyson spent 3 nights at the vet because he was backed up with shredded pine cones
“I ate the homebrew kit to spite my moms” when they left for the grocery store.
“I just ate a whole burger from five guys w/ a side of cat poop. – Toby
Our Schnoodle, Jimi, just loves to eat. Too bad he can’t tell time to know when it;s time for dinner!
I am a stinkin’ thief. I steal everything and anything and run and hide. It’s a good thing that I am so cute.
Ps. I also like to eat my own poop.
I am not to be trusted and I am disgusting! Love, CoCo
Bailey was snoozing under my dressing gown and when he decided to get up, he tried to exit through the sleeve!
* I steal soft things, NOT sorry
My name is Remi, a Labrador Retriever, and I HATE that my entire house has wood floors! I steal towels,, sweatshirts, shoes, the kitchen floor mat (in picture) and anything else I can get my mouth on to stay off the wood floor! I stare/bark at my bed if I want my Mom to move it to a different room for me. I am a disgrace to the hunting dog breed, but I am NOT ashamed.
I walked outside for about 5 minutes and Molly got my contacts off my bathroom counter, brought them in the living room, and devoured them. I guess I’ll be wearing glasses for a while.
“We teamed up to eat an entire bag of orange cookies in less than 10 minutes. We are like really bad ninjas.”
I ran to the gas station and came back less than 10 minutes later. Jasper and Winnie had stolen a bag of sealed cookies off the table, chewed a hole in the bag, and devoured 2 dozen freshly made cookies before I got home!
Maggie hates to be alone and wrecks everything from my expensive hair extensions to my brand new kitchen table. She isn’t sorry and thinks I’m a wimp.