Daddy refused kisses after Fenway took to the kittens litter box.
Dexter was kicked out of the groomer half way through his grooming for popping ON another dog in the waiting/play area.
My name is Griffon and I tried to open this door while no one was home without permission!
Our doggy Ramathorn cut his foot and had to be on sedatives. He was all doped up and it was hysterical until he peed on our bed.
After being neutered, our dog turned on the gas stove and lit the house on fire.
“I was mad Mom left, so I took everything out of the closet.”
“Some mornings, I’m too lazy to get out of bed.”
Bubba the Chihuahua likes to burrow under the covers at night and occasionally gets too cozy.
Abby and Csar decided our freshly gathered eggs would be a good snack. They decided to eat them on the new bedspread.
Incident/Observation Report: Sulley treated us to two very special poops today. Each contained a very special treasure…ladies underwear.
Actions taken: Notify & horrify owner 🙂
Pepper the Patterdale Terrier developed a taste for something rather unusual and messy whilst Mum and Dad were not at home!
‘I like eating charcoal and walking it around the house on my paws. Mummy is hoping I poop a diamond.’