I like watching TV, if you change the channel while im watching i turn around and glare at you untill you change it back

My mommy was stuck in traffic when she got the phone call that I was on the roof. I like to keep things interesting and everyone on their toes. “My name is Kodie and if given the chance I would scare every small child, animal, and neighbor from the roof. Sadly mommy won’t keep the windows open for me to bust through the screen. I have no shame but surprisingly at 110 pounds the balance of a cat!”

We’ve had Hazel only 3 weeks. The shelter promised she was housebroken. She isn’t but we’re working on it. And when we work on it, things happen.  

I get so excited when company comes to visit that I pee all over their shoes.

Alice is 1 year old and I thought I would let her sleep in the house and not in her cage one night. This is what happened. I woke up to the twilight book ripped to shreds all over the living room. It just so happens that she did this the day before the Breaking Dawn pt 2 premiered in theaters. Go figure. Well played Alice lol.

Poor baby went through all that trouble for nothing. At least he had plenty of time to think about where he went wrong while he sat in time out as I sewed the comforter.

I locked my mom out of the house. No keys, no phone, no shoes. It’s a good thing I’m cute, because I am a trouble puggle.

Diesel can’t resist pulling every bit of stuffing out of the only toy his older Brother Chester likes to play with.

If you leave something on the edge of the counter… I think it is mine. Bad dog.

I broke the mom’s nose when she was trying to get her shoes back. I don’t care, Dude. These shoes are delicious! Anna Molly.