I locked my mom out of the house. No keys, no phone, no shoes. It’s a good thing I’m cute, because I am a trouble puggle.

Diesel can’t resist pulling every bit of stuffing out of the only toy his older Brother Chester likes to play with.

If you leave something on the edge of the counter… I think it is mine. Bad dog.

I broke the mom’s nose when she was trying to get her shoes back. I don’t care, Dude. These shoes are delicious! Anna Molly.

Its amazing how often Waffle manages to pee on Boo’s head despite the obvious height difference, more than likely in payment for all the times he has literally been the underdog in play fights….

My favourite (and only) suit cost me $1200 to have it made to measure. Hodges disagreed with the tailors style. He made some of his own alterations.

“I stalk mom’s food and when she’s not looking I steal it.” – Titan

My mom left me out overnight… I thanked her by peeing + pooping EVERYWHERE! Love, Miss Cleo You can see how ashamed she is- she’s eating the paper trail!

The pillow hog

Mommy took me to a professional photo studio to get my picture taken. The place didn’t smell anything like home, so I pooped in the middle of the room. You’re welcome mommy!