Daddy left the trash out and Sierra had a little treat.
I steal from the shower and eat it. I wonder if I will poop bubbles?
I bashed into a lady at the dog park.
Yesterday, my dad spent $500 at the vet trying to find out why I was sick.
Today, I pooped out a corn cob.
“Ate the rest of mommy’s sundae after she threw it in the trash!” “I watched and did nothing about it”
Whenever we sweep, Kayper takes the opportunity to lie in the pile of just swept-up debris (composed mostly of her hair) the moment our backs are turned. We think she likes making a bed out of dirt and dust bunnies.
Sign reads: “I love helping with chores… I’m best at laying in the pile of dirt (and my hair) you just swept up! -Kayper
(This way I can spread it back through the house) “
My dog Odie licks the Doxies……
I love shedding all over mom’s bed!…I’m not sorry.
*and yes… this is her real hair from one brushing session.
I destroyed the human’s ballot while he was at work. I have no respect for the democratic process.
Do not leave styrofoam peanuts on the ground when I’m around! NOM NOM NOM!