Me (Boogie) with shredded tissue hanging out of my mouth next to the pillow I had just destroyed. Oh yes, the pink thing by my butt is a toy I just received yesterday for being such a good boy all week. Thanks Mom!
I pooped in the car while we were driving on the highway, so daddy couldn’t pull over and mommy had to crawl back to clean it up so I wouldn’t sit in it.
P.S. I’m really a very good, loving girl and would like to share that rescue greyhounds like me make great pets!
Chopper ate his dads whole birthday cake and half of the candle… And still has frosting in his lip.
My sign says it all…
We came home to find our couch destroyed. Neither would admit it!
Princess candie went missing this morning while out for a pee. She came back smelling of deceased reptile.
I left you my finest selection of explosive poos in the dining room while you were at work. Enjoy!
My name is Noah and when my mommy leaves the house I like to get into the garbage.
If you’re missing a sock, you know where to find it!
‘I get lonely when Mommy showers, so I like to jump into them with her.’ Of course Jasper doesn’t ACTUALLY like to bathe and the few times he has managed to catch me off guard and get into the shower he has gotten so panicked he jumped into my arms and left claw marks up my body.