I hump my rope way to much.
I swim after my mom and try to hug her in the water. i am sorry i end up scratching her. i also ate the fish food. sorry. and i pretend to be limping when my dad asks me if i want to run with him i am perfect in my mom’s eyes anyway. love, BAMBA!
Doug didn’t understand the difference between having Fr. Chris over for dinner and having him over FOR dinner. It’s lucky for Doug that Father is a very forgiving person! They became friends when Father slipped him some pork tenderloin from the table.
Giada misses being the baby of the family, so……she chewed up her 5 month old baby sister’s favorite toy.
Don’t leave her to her own devices for more than one hour!
Someone hid their chew bone in my slipper, which I didn’t find until I put it on!
I defended my family from the vicious pillow. I watched the ridiculous event.
“I ate a pen and got ink everywhere.Now I have a blue beard and I can’t get the people to stop talking to me in pirate voices. Shame on me.”
All shoes need to be away for the night or Marburg finds himself a little late night snack.
I had to leave early in the morning for just about one hour, and could not bring Marley along. His feelings were hurt, so naturally, he decided to eat my electric (& expensive) toothbrush to get back at me.