“Things that need to be washed” -with Samson Sinclair, the Maltese
This little punk loves to gobble things on our walk. Even though we’ve had the “dogs don’t chew gum” talk, he fought hard to keep the tasty morsel. During our struggle to wrestle the gum from his mouth, my phone fell straight through the sewer grate and landed into feet of standing water with a splash.
“Mom didn’t find this until the heat turned on. I don’t know why she was so mad. I thought it smelled good!- Maynard”
We staged with fake poo. The original was quickly removed as the aroma filled the house once the heat kicked on. Maynard got a kick out of watching us react; he has one sick sense of humor.
Katie the basset hound
When I wasn’t looking he put his snout in my yogurt and took a lick.
Wicket digs and bites at any lumps under the blankets. Sometimes it’s cute. Sometimes it’s painful.
I took a dump in my parent’s shower last night.
I was going to take a picture of him with the table he chewed on, but then he did this instead.
I locked my daddy out of the house while he was outside talking to the Jehovah’s witnesses that stopped by…….
They had to drive dad to moms work so he could get keys to get back in the house.
I’m not ashamed at all… as a matter of fact I’m still laughing about it!
Every time I jump on the couch, I let out a little fart!