Cosmo the Basset Hound seems to enjoy destroying tooth brushes. This is the fourth one he’s gotten, and he always chews up mine for some reason, nobody else’s.
MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
My name is Oliver Tyrone, and I just moved in with my grand parents. I have a fenced in yard, and no one can figure out how I escape every time! One thing is certain: every time I go out, you will never know what yard you will find me in next!!
This is Diego. He broke down the dog gate and tore apart the bathroom trash because I took his sister for a walk without him.
I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.
Mom said God made me so cute so she wouldn’t kill me.
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
We pee on everything. Including each other.
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.