My dad was trying to lay next to my mom and I didn’t like it, so, i puked on his back. -Henry age 2
I was asked to not return to doggy daycare.
I sleep ALL day, but bark like a maniac at 4 AM. Mom and Dad are exhausted.
“I eat grandma’s plants and I don’t feel bad about it!” My 5 month old dog izzy eats the plants and gets dirt all over the patio and then not long after throws up. At least he’s cute!
I pooped in Petsmart and my Mom had to clean it up.
My Dad LOVES Call of Duty. I showed him I love it TOO! (Why is he sad???)
Princess Maggie thinks we are made of money. Therefore, she eats it!
This is Ben my 2 year old Springer Spaniel. He took my water bottle and chewed the lid off on my bed. This is NOT the first time this has happened !
My name is Remmy, I’m 8 years old and I’m all beagle. For the last several weeks I’ve been waking my entire family at 4:15am because I can hear birds chirping outside. Not Ashamed.
Lulu our 3 month old Augi (aussie-corgi mix) is a tiny terror. Teeth like a pirana, home-made paper shredder.