This is Marley. He’s a chewer. It’s his birthday. He’s in training now, and his best friend, a boy around 10 yrs old, isn’t feeling so well. For a birthday present, Marley was hoping you could make him famous on DogShaming for his best friend. He promises after training that he’ll never do anything to land him on your site again.
Denali’s owner says: “I keep telling Denali not to do her business over in the little woodpile area on the side yard, but as a stubborn Frenchie, she refuses to listen. Tonight, she learned that my rules are designed to protect her from fleas. Fleas that started biting her in all the wrong places. A vigorous scrubbing in the laundry room sink ensued, after which she gave me this confused and pitiful face.”
Agnes’s owner says: “I was working in my home office when our Lakeland Terrier Agnes jogged into the room looking for trouble in all the right places. Agnes grabbed the box of envelopes and made a run for it. I was on a conference call at the time and there was not much I could do to stop her, and Agnes knew it. When I was off the call I discovered Agnes in a sea of envelopes happily eating the box. She has a kleptomania problem. However, she could care not less and most certainly does not feel any shame! Which makes us love her even more.”
Sophie’s owner says: “I couldn’t find the birthday cheque from my mom, and had almost given up on finding it. But Sophie, my six month-old puppy, managed to miraculously locate it it. And then promptly eat it, in a clear act of Bath Retaliation. Now I need to decide if I accept the fact that she ate fifty bucks, or if I awkwardly ask my mom to rewrite another one. Sophie’s not sorry. She thinks we’re even.”
“Hi! I’m Ginger and I REFUSE to let any other dogs around me be pet even if I have to shove them out of the way. I deserve love and affection more than any other dog in THE WOLRD! Yes the entire world!!!”
From the owner: “I was out of town for two weeks and left this 9 month old pup with his Dad. Apparently he was a little too spoiled while I was gone because this morning I was eating breakfast and ignoring his begging, so he wandered over to the front door, locked eyes with me, and made a huge puddle. It took 17 paper towels to clean up. The last time he peed in the house was when he was 14 weeks old. I’m now considering shipping him off to Dad’s permanently.”
Tessie got into a fight with a dog bed. She won.
Kyra’s paws are usually used for slapping people who stop petting her for even one second. That’s what she was doing this time too, the earphones were just collateral damage.