Sam gets more than his daily dose of protein

My basset hound, Lucy, had the guilty look as soon as I walked into the house. I’ve had this trash can for over ten years and it’s always been dog proof before now. She managed to knock it over and get inside. Wasn’t sure which of my two dogs did it, but Lucy was avoiding me and had that look on her face…

Chloe has the most annoying habit of staring at you whilst eating until it just breaks you down and you give in and she gets some people food. She is entirely too patient for a dog.

I ate my Mom’s brand new stilettos before she even had the chance to wear them. Then I hid under the bed with the cats.

Katarina, ate aluminum foil on Halloween. She got taken to the Vet where they gave her a shot to induce vomiting, and then gave her another shot to stop the vomiting. She did ‘produce’ the evidence. Trip to the Vet cost $400.00

I’m smart enough to know the rules and smart enough to know mommy isn’t around to enforce them. -Talos, age 7

Lucy like to find me where ever I am so she can burp in my face!

We saved Molly from a kill shelter 3 weeks ago. She’s proving she’s thankful in the wrong ways. In the last 4 days she’s also eaten a crayon, a pencil, and a whole lot of gross bathroom trash.

Hi, my name is Socks! Because of this I believe I own all of the socks in the house. So when mommy and daddy put their socks in the clothes hamper, I tip it over and re-claim my birth-right and stash them under the couch. But then mommy found my stash…guess I need a new hiding spot! ~Socks, the two month old Corgi

I like to eat the ears off of the baby’s toys…