All Lucy needs is 2 seconds for your back to be turned! If I couldn’t hear her freight train snoring from the other room, I would think she stays up all night plotting her move!

This is Piper. I took her to a friends house. She proceeded to poop downstairs, up the stairs, and on the second floor. I made her apologize.

I ran through the neighbor’s STINKY pond chasing my cat brother 1 day after my bath! – Gatsby (not sorry) now he needs a second bath in 24 hours and the cat is gloating on the porch….

I LIKE TO WATCH MY OWNER GET UNDRESSED AND THEN BEG TO GET IN THE BATH WITH HER.

I chewed through a prescription bottle and ate 90 of my mom’s thyroid hormone pills. I felt no remorse about the amount of money she had to spend at the afterhours emergency vet.

When I’m made at my mom I eat the keys off her MacBook Pro and I don’t feel sorry about it! Editor’s note: Pig Shaming!!

The fruits of his labor says it all.

Daisy swallowed the end of a rubber spatula – it hasn’t come out yet.

“I stole a wheel of Brie off the dining room table…twice…” – Zeke “…And I helped him eat it! (Duh!)” – Toby “…And I didn’t get ANY!” – Charlie

My name is Saydee, I was mad my walk was late so i ate my harness