“I am currently awaiting trial for grand theft auto. Ive been ordered to pay restitution to one sad little girl in the form of 3 little people cars. Im a thief and my family is ASHAMED” Our boy Butchie is constantly sneaking toys of my 18mo old daughter’s, into his corner, and destorys them, we love him despite his sticky paws so to speak!
I think someone knows a shaming picture is coming…
This is what happens if my family leaves the trash in the house
Threw my toy in the toilet. NOT sorry.
This is Dixie. She threw her toy bone in the toilet and I had to fish it out.
I’m Mosey the 11-yr-old Chocolate Lab. My mom came home and started unzipping me from my kennel, but I was so excited to see her I got my head stuck before she could unzip the door all the way. I’m very well behaved when my family is around but I have to stay in my kennel when they go out because I’m naughty when I’m home alone.
“I didn’t want my mom to leave, so I ate her passport!”
Yesterday, I accepted an offer for a job that will involve international travel for 6 months. This morning, I woke up to my shredded passport all over the house.
My dog-sitter wanted to nap on the couch, she was encroaching on my space, so after she fell asleep I jumped off the couch and chewed the strap of her Croc! It was an excellent chew toy!
I Ate Dad’s NEW Slippers. They were very tasty, and fun.
This is Buddy and he’s a carb-oholic! When my boyfriend and I left to complete an errand we came back to quite a mess. Buddy had climbed on the couch, climbed on a coffee table, jumped from the coffee table to the kitchen ledge and then onto the kitchen counter to eat leftover whole-wheat pancakes!
His sign says “I broke two dishes, a lamp, and a vase while playing “Spider-Man” to get on the kitchen counter and eat pancakes. My parents aren’t mad…they’re impressed!”
I don’t know why you waste ANY time reading this silly books. Keep bringing ‘em home and I will keep eating them.
PS I don’t care that you borrowed this from a friend.