Mom doesn’t understand why I chew my perfectly healthy paw, even though the payoff is obvious to me: fancy hat! There’s no room for shame when it comes to fashion. ~ Gizmo

“My Mom & Dad drove three hours to rescue me from a bad home. A week later this is how I thanked them.” Four year later, and our rescue Dobie, Anna, is still not allowed unsupervised in the house.

Copper broke out of the kitchen by chewing a hole in the baby gate big enough for her and her sister. That is the “I’d do it again” look.

I drank mommy’s wine. I’m a little lush.

So she makes the bed over top of me and then laughs while I freak out and run around in circles on the mattress trying to find a way out from underneath the fitted sheet. I’m not the brightest bulb in the box, but mom and dad love me. – Louie

Mommy was knitting me an ugly sweater. I solved that problem. Oh, and I have no shame. – Percy

I took the pizza under the dining room table… It was delicious!! I’m sorta sorry…

I dove face first into Mom’s birthday cake. It was lemon…her favorite.

“I like to chew up the carpet -Tyson” good thing carpet tiles are easy to replace!