I stole my human sister’s homework and hid it under mom and dad’s bed and she got in trouble at school for losing it. I am sorry. Dobby (compulsive thief and hoarder)
I Hog The Blanket -Molly
Our 3 month old puppy Lucy, eats everything in sight. But she especially loves paper, and so if she can she steals and eats her dads law school notes.
Today I ate mom’s new full package of pita bread! Mmmm, delish! I just love carbs!
(Maverick also has stolen two loaves of bread, a sleeve of cookies, and leftover cake.)
I like to sit on the couch and bark at imaginary things outside to the humans will check the door.
I chewed the Wii remote when I knew that mom went to the park without me.
Escher HATES skateboards. Or rather, kids on them. Skateboard are actually fine. As are kids. But put a kid on one, and send him past Escher and he FLIPS out! today he popped his collar then knocked down a young boy riding a skateboard. No one was hurt, and Escher seemed very, VERY proud of himself for the rest of the walk.
“I cry when my poo sticks to my bum.”
I thought you were never coming back… so I ate your favorite Lululemon’s!
The washer & dryer don’t “steal” your socks….But I DO!!
This is Miss Zoya (4 month old Black Russian Terrier). She will steal any sock she can find. Clean, dirty, she doesn’t discriminate, even though she has her own pair of old socks knotted together just for her.