“Fairies aren’t real anyways” – Kafrey and Six
I came home to find that *someone* ate their sister’s favorite new puzzle. (I put it together hoping that there wouldn’t be any missing pieces. No such luck.)
It was probably Six, but Kafrey won’t snitch. See you again in a couple days, Tink.
Whenever rocket dog does something naughty, I find the nearest human and whine until they follow me. He gets in trouble and I wait at the cookie jar for a reward.
In the past two days I have eaten two of the three branches of this plant…not to mention two pair of underwear, two pair of boxers, and two litter boxes of kitty treats. Want two kisses?
I ate half the sofa, so it was removed from the lounge….I waited 2 months before I attacked the other half of the sofa.
Roscoe regretting that he stole and ate a whole fruitcake earlier today.
“A wide variety of chew toys…? Not good enough for me.”
My name is Jenny. I’m not impressed by the ridiculous amount of chew toys my mom has lavished upon me. I prefer sinking my teeth into real wood furniture, cherished school-made decorations and John Steinbeck novels. I hear I won’t be up for parole until I reach adulthood.
“My mommy and her career are very important to me, so i stomp on her face at 6 am every morning so she’ll never be late” I guess my name fits me well. (Bam Bam)
Meet Kodi and Uno.
Uno’s sign reads : I howl like I’m dying if I’m outside for more than 60 seconds.
Kodi’s sign reads: I eat ear plugs (in pairs) so I don’t have to hear him howl. They don’t work.
I tried to get Uno to stand on the other side (so it would read better)…but then I got peed on, so I gave up.
I help myself to the trash and make a big mess for Mommy to clean up! Naughty Puggle!
I ate the cord off my dad’s battery charger, and now I’m going to run away.
They’ll miss me when I’m gone.