I jump on the table when mom isn’t home, but am too afraid to jump down. Mom comes home to find me on the table… who knows how long I’ve been stuck up there.

“I sit in front of this vent daily, making the house smell of me…and my farts.” Love, Rocky, the 15 year old black lab.

I wait until my dad is safely trapped in the shower then I sneak into the bathroom and steal his underwear.

I just are a whole bag of popcorn that wasn’t even popped yet.

I’m in time out! I stuck my tongue in the veggie dip during the football game.

My name is Lucy, and I proudly eat anything out of the trash can that I can get my paws on. The evidence is on my face…

They left my crate open.

This is Rogue. She’s 3 months old. Training is going well…

I roll in dead salmon on the riverbank.

I pulled down the pumpkin pie while everyone slept. Took it to my bed for a midnight snack… and ate the crust edge.. my moms favorite part!