I spilled an entire gallon of dark brown paint and tracked it through my new house.
I am Diego, your two different kinds of child-safety locks and loads of duck tape are merely small obstacles to the magic food box. And the best thing, is that every house we go to has one. Every. Single. One.
Now let us return to our slumber.
It was like that when I got home.
“I wanted Mom to only have eyes for me…so I ate her glasses.” Nimitz
Mom came home from a hard day at work to find her glasses in pieces all around the living room. I have no shame – I would do it again. That’s what she gets for bringing me a sister (a foster dog from our local Weimaraner rescue). Mom should only have eyes for me.
Dog: I snuck into the bedroom and ATE MOMMY’S PILLOW!
Human: I forgot to shut the door to the bedroom!
Ruby is a Great Dane puppy who – for some reason – LOVES to put her butt on the arm of this chair. She does it every day. She’s a weirdo – I love her!
I peed on my owners girlfriends entire bag of clean clothes…-Riley
I ate a bottle of glitter and now my poop sparkles.
Not a very good dog. Our dog Stax is really a very good boy, except he kills things with stuffing.