dog eats feminine products when no one is around and they were found when accidentally running over the poop with the lawnmower
I’m sorry I pooped on your floor Mom.
Editor’s note: Someone needs to set the date on your camera!
12-year old Kobe has been hoarding socks his entire life. He collects them and stuffs them between couch cushions, under pillows, and he even sleeps with them in his bed!
I ate an entire package of licorice. Mom is waiting for me to barf!
Our Bullterrier puppy Bandit might be lovable, but he’s got as much finesse as a bull in a china shop. He managed to knock over a heavy plant pot, then proceeded to rip the fronds off the palm.
Poor Rocky just had a craving for some chocolate….. better be careful lighting the fire if he’s around!
We are why mommy doesn’t have a boyfriend. Featuring Baxter and Mimi.
I get vacuum dirt out of the trash!
I think I am being helpful after the Evil Machine sucks all the great stuff off the floor! I’m not sure why mom scolds me, but I am very sorry for whatever it was I did wrong. (Probably cus I make mom fight the beast all by herself, and just bark at it some. In my defense, it IS very loud!)
“My mommy says it’s gross, but I love eating cat poop… No one can stop me!” -Aries
My 3 yr old German Shepherd won’t stop eating cat poop, her breath smells like it all the time and she loves to give kisses. It’s completely disgusting!
This was my 3rd day in a row finding some paper to chew on.