I eat just one sock and leave the other as a memento.

‘I ate 6 slices of Stilton that my Mummy had just cut for her sandwich! I have expensive taste! Sheila x’ I forget those long legs means she can now help herself to food on the side. Daddy had just come home for lunch and he was going to be treated to a chicken melt sandwich. Just chicken it is then…

This is Annie. Morpheus the cat is bigger than her, but that didn’t stop her from defending her dinner when he tried to muscle in on it. He then had to wear an E-collar to protect his ear, so she had to wear a hat. The sign reads ” The cat tried to eat my food, so I bit him in the ear. Now he wears the ‘Cone of Shame’ (for medical reasons) and I must atone with the “Hat of Fault’ “.

I have a feeling I will pay for putting Otis in this outfit….

I ate the whole tray of mum’s freshly cooked brownies and left behind not one crumb!!! Editor’s Note: We hope you keep an eye on your little guy, chocolate is definitely not good for doggies, despite being delicious!

Mommy & Daddy went to lunch with grandma and grandpa, so I ate grandmas door. Think I left a great first impression!

New concrete laid means only one thing, play fighting in it! We are not sorry!

I attacked the Tv when a cat came onscreen. I also sniffed the Downton Abbey dog’s butt during the opening credits.

She walks, she steals. It’s that simple.

“I ate the MISSING piece all along” -Elliott