“I like to poop while crossing the street, just love watching mommy trying to pick it up in the middle of traffic” – Agnes the French Bulldog often choses to poop in the middle of Copenhagen traffic.
Chief and I were watching a movie on the new Blu-ray and speakers. Chief got quite upset when the “dog in the TV” kept barking. He circled the speaker several times looking for the intruder. Not finding the TV Dog he elected to mark the expensive speakers as his territory….
“I like to lick my mommy’s legs after she gets out of the shower!” So true… and so much for that shower. If only, Chloe, you could behave like your big sister, Molly… that is until she starts mimicking you. Then we have a problem.
Every time I let the dog on the bed she thanks me by humping my leg.
Honeychild, 2 years old. Atomic Bomb factory.
‘I had this pool for only half an hour before I ripped it This is our border collie Lynn and she shows us all the time why she can’t have nice stuff…
I ate my foster mum’s engagement ring and when it was found 6 days later, it was found in my poo!
My plan worked because the day they found the ring they adopted me.
I ate my dog sitter’s duct tape. Not sorry, Deuce.
We watched Deuce for a friend who was on vacation. My daughter likes to make crafts out of coloured duct tape. Deuce did not approve.
I have a friend that suns himself on a branch in the yard and drops me treats!
Daisy has managed to break the door on her Kennel… Mom tried a quick fix to keep her in… the leash did not stand a chance.