My name is Jozie and I ran away from my owner and sister to chase a rabbit and some how ended up in the neighbors pond! The only reason my owner caught me is because I hate being wet!
“No, Mom. You can’t get a new teaching license. I want you to stay home with me all year. Won’t that be fun? Love, Indiana” If given the option between sealed documents and junk mail, Indiana shows his distinguished taste for quality parchment.
Piper has been really naughty the last few weeks. Two weeks ago she chewed up my Bose headphones, but I blame myself because I left them under the bed. Earlier this week she chewed into our baseboard in the kitchen. And to top it all off today I came home to a chewed up television remote control. This was a first – she’s never been to interested in the remote and it was above the couch. I had had enough – it was time for a dog shaming. We have another vizsla, Duncan, but I know he didn’t do it because he didn’t have this look of absolute guilt on his face. Piper is a naughty girl – but we love her anyways.
They keep buying them, I keep destroying them….
Lady got kicked out of daycare for acting like a jerk to another dog. She had to go to doggie jail for the day until I got off work. Basically I paid $25 for her to sit in a kennel and watch the other dogs play. Compass my blind dog does great at daycare and will continue going while his bad sister sits at home.
Leo likes to quietly open the door while I’m showering and stare at me like this when I get out. I have fallen over many a time – SUCH weird facial expressions on this dog. I’m convinced he’s a person.
My name is Cyrus and I have no shame in how I sleep. Even my brother Grits gives me funny looks!
I peed on my mummy’s boyfriend’s neck, while he was sleeping. For some reason he did not thank me for this token of my love. (chloe) I probably did too (Ebba)
It is not entirely clear who was responsible for the peeing, chloe is the most likely culprit, although Ebba appears to be feeling a little guilty. chloe has no shame.
Always hungry and always on the hunt for a treat – but really bad at being sneaky !