“My mommy and her career are very important to me, so i stomp on her face at 6 am every morning so she’ll never be late” I guess my name fits me well. (Bam Bam)
Meet Kodi and Uno.
Uno’s sign reads : I howl like I’m dying if I’m outside for more than 60 seconds.
Kodi’s sign reads: I eat ear plugs (in pairs) so I don’t have to hear him howl. They don’t work.
I tried to get Uno to stand on the other side (so it would read better)…but then I got peed on, so I gave up.
I help myself to the trash and make a big mess for Mommy to clean up! Naughty Puggle!
I ate the cord off my dad’s battery charger, and now I’m going to run away.
They’ll miss me when I’m gone.
Huckleberry scratched our brand new leather recliner. We enjoyed the chair for three weeks before he had his way with it.
Zero: “I ate my mom’s laptop AND cell phone chargers. I am not ashamed.”
Prim: “I ate BOTH replacement chargers. I’m a little ashamed.”
[Mom: "Maybe they're trying to tell me to use my electronics less."]
These are the dog’s first offenses, but she’s only 9 months old. The bunny is a repeat offender and has been at it for 3 years.
This is my sister-in-law’s dog, Charlie, who sneakily stole the lid to the hot pot and chewed it up in the living room. It’s not the first time he’s been on my poop list. Nor the last.
The Starburst was just the latest in items that didn’t stand a chance against an unsupervised, bored Schnauzer.
the wrapper was also delicious.
This is Chloe my pomeranian.Chloe decided to mud wrestle in the backyard and then hide under the bed until mommy had to go to the airport to catch her plane. By the time mommy got her all cleaned up she missed her flight. Chloe is very sorry.