My parents just washed this comforter the night before…So I decided to shed like a maniac in my sleep!
As we were preparing dinner last night, our rescue dog ‘Gunner’ stole a $20 porterhouse steak off of our counter.
Matilda the rescue has some bad bedtime habits
This pitbull puppy doesn’t like his friends being covered up. That includes collars, which he helpfully removes (destroys) with his teeth!
We’ve all had haircuts we regret. After his most recent grooming, Oscar expressed this regret by throwing up all over himself in the car on the way home.
Nothing is more delicious after rolling in the dirt than eating some cat food. So Rita May jumped up on the sink to do just that. She’s such a good dog that when she was busted and told to “Stay”, she sat for 10 minutes of shame. (That’s 70 minutes, in dog years!)
It’s one thing when a your pup can’t control his licker when he’s happy to see you, it’s a whole different situation when you catch him licking bird poop off the stone wall.
Pearl: I knew someone was coming over so I gutted a stuffed pig on the living room floor!
R2-D2: I watched my best friend die!