I eat kids’ artwork, and I don’t care.
Came home one day and there was a small hole in the couch. Came home the next day, and there was a pile of couch stuffing on the floor next to the couch. Came home the next day, and there was stuffing thrown EVERYWHERE! This morning, came out to find Molly sleeping in her destruction. What a jerk…
Jango is a very naughty boy and won’t stop eating poop.
Zeus ate 11 pacifiers.
On our walk this morning, since there is so much snow for Nemo, Chloe was having trouble finding a spot to go, so she decided that the perfectly shoveled path of the neighbor’s was the ideal spot.
Bailey chewed her stitches out so now she must wear the cone of shame. This cone lasted three days and Mommy had to go buy another one.
My mum didn’t invite me to her birthday party. I got her back by eating her very expensive, brand new shoe.
I like the taste of technology. So while mom was in the shower I tested out the new GPS. Kind of bland with a hint of plastic. This is the 3rd GPS and so far the worst. I have no regrets.
I’ve only been home 3 days and I’m not making a good impression!
Walter, 8 weeks old. Pooping gold colored thing strap for 2 days.
I’m Zoey. I’m 3 years old and I still can’t catch. I’m too uncoordinated. I also nibbled on this sign while my owner tried to take a picture… I’m always hungry!