After a visit to the beach Missy had a sore stomach….
Every time I go to work with Dad, I poop under the boss’ desk
Came home from food shopping, and we find the eyes of my fiancée’s dragon slippers on the floor and the dog on the couch not making eye contact with us.
This is Lupe our so-cute-you-can-ignore-her-evil chihuahua mix. Her caption reads “Sometimes I absentmindedly chew on the coffee table. Not sure what I am supposed to be ashamed of…”
This is the picture I sent to my IT Vice President after my dog, Cosmo, peed on my workbag…with my brand new work laptop in it. The laptop still works after a few days of drying out, but now there are weird (urine!) bubbles behind the screen. I am a College Professor, so I might be a little more lenient when students give bizarre excuses (“I couldn’t get that paper in, because my dog peed on my laptop!”) for not getting their work in on time.
Tenny is a 20 lb blue Heeler/jack Russell terrier mix. Her big brother is 140lb Great Dane/black lab mix. He has lost weight since we got Tenny. We know why…she steals his food!
Harley Quinn steals highlighter and eats it – ends up with yellow feet and jowels
I Eat Your Sunglasses at Night.
“Someone is going to be in deep doo-doo when he gets to the ol’ pearly gates!”
Our Rottie smashed the head off of the Jesus statue in our backyard. That’s what happens when you name your dog Brimstone.
I’m supposed to keep the chickens out of the house.