Miss Charlie has a discerning palate when it comes to glasses. She ate her 4th pair today. I accept some responsibility for leaving my glasses where she could get to them, but Charlie has plenty of toys to chew on!
I rolled in fox poo now my mum is making me have a bath
“I like the kitty litter on the floor better”.
I eat tampons. They are delicious!
I tackled and bit a deer. (I’m not sorry, I’m proud.)
I poop on the floor to be spiteful. When mommy doesn’t take me with her when she leaves…she always has a present awaiting her when she gets back!
Jax is a rescue pup we recently adopted. He loves to decorate and “remodel” our home and furniture. He destroys his doggie beds and plush toys every time they are replaced. Silly boy.
Oh, that said Do NOT Eat?! My bad.
Quasar eats mom’s underwear, and Nova taught him how.
I like to eat Mommy’s shower puff so she has to buy a new one about once a week.