I came home from the movies to discover my power didn’t work. After flipping the breaker and sparks lead me to find that Wile E. Coyote had peed on the surge protector. He’s lucky he didn’t burn the place down.
I stole a can of cheese soup off the counter, bit into the can and sucked all the cheese out like a vampire. Mom found it under the coffee table when she got home. It tasted Gooood
This is Maggie. She is almost 3 years old and loves to lick lotion off everyone. It’s a disgusting enough habit as is, but today she decided licking wasn’t good enough and found a bottle of my lotion, dug it out of my purse, chewed all the plastic off the top, and licked as much out of the top as she could reach.
I opened the fridge, broke into the crisper drawer and ate all of momma’s bologna & cheese
Roxy likes to chase squirrels and hop the fence while doing so, but always forgets her skills when she’s done and wants back into the yard. She also likes to hop over and greet the mail carrier or UPS delivery person…
I throw toys to myself and end up through the wall in the process
“You mowed the lawn the day after St. Patrick’s Day, I thought I was supposed to roll around to become green! Love Rocco.”
Hi, my name is Ranger. I am one year old and tall for my age. It is not my fault that when I stand straight up I can reach anything left on the countertops. Oh and by the way, I LOVE cheese! While enjoying a block of Tillmook Mild Cheddar, I was busted by my Mom.
If I can’t solve the Rubix cube, no one can…
“I just ate an entire block of cream cheese.”
“(I am lactose intolerant)”