“I ate the almond roca we were sending to papa who is deployed”
My frenchie Rambo farts all the time. So I didn’t think much of it when we were enjoying a snuggle on the couch and he let it rip. Little did I know until I stood up that I got more than I bargained for, in the form of a greasy poop stain on my pants.
She’s just waiting for me to leave her alone so she can chew the lid some more and get enough leverage to remove it….AGAIN.
Four-pound Angel decided to utilize the cream-coloured micro fibre couch as her own personal toilet, burying the evidence under the throw blanket. And then mommy sat on it…
It’s laundry day and ma likes her lingerie a little dirty.
“I eat bras”
Cosmo the Basset Hound seems to enjoy destroying tooth brushes. This is the fourth one he’s gotten, and he always chews up mine for some reason, nobody else’s.
MY FARTS WAKE UP MOMMY AND MAKE MY OWN EYES WATER
My name is Oliver Tyrone, and I just moved in with my grand parents. I have a fenced in yard, and no one can figure out how I escape every time! One thing is certain: every time I go out, you will never know what yard you will find me in next!!
This is Diego. He broke down the dog gate and tore apart the bathroom trash because I took his sister for a walk without him.
I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.