“I’ve been at my new home 2 days and I already destroyed my sister’s favorite toy”
I like to steal dishes out of my humans’ sink and smash them. But this time I smashed the crock pot. And I can make the most saddest guilty face ever so you can’t yell at me.
When I was in the shower, Olive the Boston Terrier managed to steal and tear a hole in her dad’s nice gloves.
“I ate this overpriced glove. Also, thanks for rescuing me. -Olive”
Our lovely Schnauzer Chester decided to eat our 2yrs old son’s breakfast.
It’s soft as a bunch of white, fluffy kittens. How could I resist?
I live in a second story apartment.
I’m afraid of the stairs and quickly becoming too heavy to carry.
Dudley the Golden Doodle.
“We took delivery of the UPS package with mom’s $90 blouse inside…Thanks UPS!”
While my uncle was making dinner I but the air shock in his new Nike AirMax shoes. It made a nice whooshing sound”. I laughed and I’m not sorry
I am a bed hog. Mom has to bribe me with a treat so she can get into bed. I also steal her shoes.