I have a thing for lingerie and when humans leave I like to dress up and feel pretty.
Mom said God made me so cute so she wouldn’t kill me.
I just farted
XO, Bob Barker
We pee on everything. Including each other.
I steal bars of soap from the side of the tub and eat them.
I run away at 4 a.m. to eat garbage.
House training is still a work in progress.
Pancho ran away
Sometimes when I’m feeling really sneaky, I’ll snatch a piece of (sugarless) gum from around the house. My mom shouldn’t leave anything like around, but sometimes she forgets (sugarless gum is toxic to dogs — but I don’t care!). On two separate occasions, I ate some of that yummy gum, and mommy had to call the vet and do what they told her to do: make me drink a little hydrogen peroxide so I could throw up. It was so much fun to walk around the yard, sniffing plants and deer poop, right after I drank that stuff — and it was especially fun to puke all over the living rug (four times!) once she brought me back into the house!
I pooped in the conference room. Again.
The Moose is a 2 year old terrier mix rescue. He comes to work at our production company but he doesn’t always behave. His favorite is finding a quiet spot and pooping in it.