20 minutes before the Real Estate Agent came over to give an appraisal of our house.
All I wanted to do was read a book like Mom & Dad. When they got home, they found this Guess I’m never getting a Kindle now…
“Not only did I escape my harness and got hit by a car, but I bit the vet who fixed my leg. And pooped on her. Twice.”
Ramsay does look a little bit sad after pooping on his vet. But, he was on painkillers so it could just be the drugs. He did make a full recovery, though! And, he’s more spoiled than ever.
My name is Penny. I have to eat expensive prescription dog food because I’m allergic to EVERYTHING yet I like to snack on Stink Bugs, dead flies, and my own poop. Do you like my vest?
I love spaghetti just as much as my owner.
Slim is jealous of the attention we give the laptop. When no one was looking he pooped right on top. I think he is proud of himself, not ashamed.
Mommy is nice enough to take me for rides… then I FART in the car and make her regret her decision! Love, Landry
Of all the books laying around the house, I picked “The Dangerous Book for Dogs” to nibble on.
I like to eat all of Mommy’s samples -Pepper
This is the second time Pepper has decided to eat my Birchbox samples. She now has good hair, nails, and a nice complexion too.
I am starving and my Mommy won’t feed me! (or so I would like Mommy’s guests to think when they come over for dinner). Chloe is my 2 year old schnauzer. She makes quite a verbal display when I have guests over to eat. They frequently ask me “Do you feed your dog?” She is a bit of a drama queen.