Came home to this after we just got finished repairing it.
Sasha is featured on pg 89!!
I ate a whole firestarter log.
Editor’s note: “fire logs are made of sawdust, agricultural fibres, waxes and oils; we are not aware of any ingredients that would cause a chemically toxic reaction should your pet consume a small amount of these products.” [source]
I jumped on the table and stole moms donut. Really I was doing her a favour, she told me when she eats them they go right to her butt!
We compete over everything. My humans attention, who can eat the fastest, who can listen better. We also must mark the same spot at the same time! My human always has to watch us so we don’t get daily baths.
“Mr. George has a hunger for knowledge”…but really he just likes the taste of book binding glue. Don’t leave any books unattended or at dog level.
Our beagle, Moby, dragged a fully sealed box that contained a bone, among other things, 50+ feet to the far corner of the living room. The only thing extracted from the box was the bone. As you may imagine, Moby was very pleased with himself.
Hi. My name is Moby. I dragged a sealed box into the living room, ripped open the bottom, dug out what I was looking for, tore off the plastic wrap, and was happily chewing my new bone when mom came home.
Chester got out of the house and ran over to the neighbour’s house – where he found an unattended, open grill. He helped himself like it was his job. Oh, and the unfortunate grill owner had guests visiting that he intended to feed.
Helios the cat thinks he’s a dog. He loves belly rubs, his meow sounds like a bark, and he loves people.