I burped into my mummy’s OPEN mouth when she was getting something out of my eye, she said it tasted like death
Oscar loves to eat.
I think my dog has an eating disorder.
Editor’s Note: Your dog might have a condition called megaesophagus. Might want to check with your vet.
Mommy found her eaten pens, highlighters, and sharpies all over the living room when she got home…I had blue ink on my chin and my sister had it in her armpit.
Mom got in a car accident the night before, so I knew she was stuck on bed on the heating lad. i took that opportunity to make her confetti so we could celebrate!
Editor’s note: Dog Shaming is sending you well wishes! We’ve been there.
One of many expensive things my dog has ate. This happened to be the only thing in my purse she ate that day.
I wish my Dad would remember to leave a light on for me before he leaves.
Fedwen the Irish Wolfhound puppy is really eating up the Song of Ice and Fire series…
My name is Romeo, and I ate the Chapstick. I feel bad, but I love having shiny lips. Is that wrong?
Our dog Tibby chewed up a ruler. She did not enjoy being shamed.
1. I run/fall down the stairs to attack strangers at the front door
2. I start fights with big dogs
3. I only go to the toilet on soft surfaces