Cleo met her first skunk today at the dog park!

My eyes squint when I am caught doing bad things!

I eat the walls the day the landlord is visiting

My mom just became US citizen and I ate her 1st election ballot.

Editor’s note: November 6th! Don’t forget to vote!!

I stole and ate an entire bunch of fresh garlic… and then threw it up under Mom and Dad’s Bed.  It was the worst thing they have EVER smelled. — An apologetic Maeby.  

I drop my filthy tennis ball on the baby’s head and bark at him when he doesn’t throw it for me!

30 pairs of shoes in the closet…

I find the slippers every time.

My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.

“Sorry mom, i drinked all your bk!” Gingerbread shakes are now his favorite!

Ouch.