Lucy ate her momma’s cinnamon roll.
I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.
Hi I am Mary Jane. I bark all the time and make disgusting noises under my owner’s bed so they can’t sleep
I think it’s fun to roll in big wet piles of bird poop!
“I ate an entire frozen Quiche off of the counter,
then farted stinky farts the whole next day….”
I drank mightily from a mulch puddle & barfed it up at 30MPH all over the side of the convertible.
The kids were supposed to make a hot dog cabin for a church project and when they went to get the hot dogs that they left on a plate on counter, they were gone. Bentley ate all of them.
I don’t always eat your yoga pants, but when I do, I only eat the crotch.
Beau says that baths are not his thing.