Cleo met her first skunk today at the dog park!
My eyes squint when I am caught doing bad things!
I eat the walls the day the landlord is visiting
My mom just became US citizen and I ate her 1st election ballot.
Editor’s note: November 6th! Don’t forget to vote!!
I stole and ate an entire bunch of fresh garlic… and then threw it up under Mom and Dad’s Bed. It was the worst thing they have EVER smelled. — An apologetic Maeby.
I drop my filthy tennis ball on the baby’s head and bark at him when he doesn’t throw it for me!
30 pairs of shoes in the closet…
I find the slippers every time.
My excessive drooling makes food stick to my ears so my mom makes me wear a snood when I eat.
“Sorry mom, i drinked all your bk!” Gingerbread shakes are now his favorite!