Louis didn’t move a muscle when I found him like this, he had already chewed one Nerf bullet and the second one was stuck in his giant lip flaps!
I don’t like wearing my cone of shame so I had an accident on the floor and mommy & daddy put me in timeout. I do not like timeout and wanted to come out and play but got stuck in the process. I had to sit like this for 5 minutes before anyone noticed. -Lily
We have no idea how she got her head and cone through, she may be ashamed she got stuck, but we’re impressed!
I chew anything in my path. I am destructive, and like heads.
Love <3, Sheridan (aka Dinny)
“Guilty of chewing Mommy’s hand weights. I love her just the way she is! Love, Pastry”
Pastry, my Pit/Boxer mix, is an avid chewer of EVERYTHING left unattended. This time, my attempt at fitness was nipped in the bud.
My two-year old yorkie, Scout loves to creep on all of the neighbors.. and as a result, the blinds usually end up looking like this.
I left Miller in the kitchen for 2 minutes to bring in a bag of groceries from the car. Bad decision.
Olive jumped the fence to our garden, pulled down all the corn stalks, took bites out of all the watermelons and trampled the green beans. She was kind enough to pull the corn over the fence to share with Bellini that she later vomited all over our bed in the middle of the night. After a summer of work my husband and I each got one ear of corn.
Caption reads, “Mom always laughs at me when I sleep… I’m not sure why.”
Kona, our 10 month old Pitbull/Shepherd mix, always falls asleep in the oddest positions. If she’s not doing some puppy yoga, she’s stretched out on the back of the couch like a cat!
P.S. – She can’t wait for her daddy to come home from Afghanistan!
We’ve torn the screen twice, and we’ll do it again!
I ate five brussel sprouts the gas is going to be epic!