I knocked over a glass of soda on my owner’s new Macbook Pro and fried it. I’ve destroyed more than 35 remote controls, and have eaten literally thousands of dollars worth of shoes. I live a life of dog luxury, and yet I show not one bit of gratitude or respect for the property of others. I am just lucky to be so loved, for sure.
“If I am home alone too long, then I serve myself buffet. Too full of cat and dog food for shame.” Lucy opens the drawer where I keep the cat and dog food once every 2-3 months to binge, but she is responsible enough not to leave a mess.
Twinkie- My jerk brother eats the faces off my stuffed animals.
Logan-Yes. I do!
My name’s Blue, and I’m a cheese addict.
My errant pound puppies, Skeeter and Bean, were discovered playing tug of war with HALF of my favorite black bra. The other half has not been found.
PLEASE ADOPT! Visit your local shelter and meet the love of your life.
Buoy turned my Snuggie into the swiss cheese version.
I didn’t eat Mommy’s cashmere sweater, or roll in the mud, or pass gas, or chew on the baby’s foot every time he wears footie pajamas, or eat the meatloaf off the table, or jump on the UPS delivery man. It was Tiger the puppy that did all that. Not me. I’m an angel.
I once ate a stick of butter…..and now you can cook with my poop!
Editor’s note: Please be aware that ingesting large quantities of butter could make your dog very sick to his/her stomach. In some cases, it could cause pancreatitis. If you suspect your dog has eaten a lot of butter, please call your vet.
My 2 year old Great Dane, Bruno, thinks he shares the bed only with his mommy. He only chews up my husbands pillows, never mine. Lol.
“I ate half a plate of mom’s spaghetti when she went to get the mail. I HAVE NO SHAME!! I am a BAD GIRL!!” – Zooey