I peed on my brothers head while he was smelling something on the ground…and as if that weren’t bad enough….he had to get a bath!!! Hee hee
2 days before my 60th birthday party, my lovely Daisy decided on a hearty meal of my party shoes.
“I’m sorry, did you want to sit here?”
Sometimes Simon gets a little chilly, but the inside of the couch cushion is toasty!
Dad thought I was ready to be left alone, Mom did not. Mom was right! (But that shoe sure tasted great!)
Everyone always told us that Basenjis were escape artists… and its true!
I stole another puppy’s ball at the park that was smaller than mine and decided it tasted good, so I swallowed it…
I pass silent but deadly gas while napping under my owner’s desk when she’s working.
I ate sequins from the toddler’s art project. Now, my poop is bedazzled.
Moose loves to get involved in our crafts, mostly by taste-testing the supplies.
Is it really “shaming” if she clearly feels no remorse?
My son forgot to take Buddy, the black lab, out for his potty break so Buddy punished him by peeing all over his school backpack. They are both very ashamed!