Esme does not believe her daddy should read so many books, so she is diminishing his collection. Her mom is grateful she hasn’t yet developed a taste for Nora Roberts.
“I have issues with personal space”. Butkus the boxer sits where he pleases, and wonders why you think its so funny.
My name is Lily. Mommy wears earbuds to bed so she can’t hear me snore & growl. SO I ATE THEM. Now I have to wear the ugly sweater.
My owners spend too much time on the soccer fields, so I did this…
Mommy has to put a bib on me every time we ride in the car because I drool. At least I stopped throwing up in the car!
Kuma drools so much as soon as she steps paw in the car! We buy puppy pads for drool, not pee.
Maxie is a rescued dog we flew to his new owners from a shelter in South Carolina. We don’t know much about his diet, but we sure know what it smelled like! He was not ashamed, and we don’t blame him.
I’m house sitting for one of my friends and taking care of his English Bulldog, Theodore. What I didn’t realize is that anything left out in the open in the living room is fair game to eat, including my favourite pair of Polarized Oakley’s that are now discontinued.
I ate my mom’s retainer
I keep my alarm clock across the room so I don’t sleep through it. However, my dog Sophie likes to poop on the floor right in front of it to make extra sure that I wake up! She also somehow times this so that it happens only when I need to get up at 4:45.
Piggy Sue runs with the pack… She’s a “dog” with a bit of a difference.