I beg my mom to pick me up & when she does, I burp in her face.
I left my house for a total of 30 minutes. In that 30 minutes, my cat (co-conspirator not pictured) knocked this pizza box off the counter, and Sasha, my 8 year old (and KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS!) pit-bull/mastiff mix helped herself to my would-be dinner. The amount of poop that comes out of a 90 pound dog that has eaten a large pizza is not even right…
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While we were out, Diesel and his cousin Tommy decided to rip to SHREDS all of the gift bags under the Christmas tree. They were mad that we left them home alone for an hour :/
I just carried a full 2 liter bottle of Ginger Ale from the kitchen to the dining room, tipped it over and bit into it. The spray was about 6 feet high. Where is the mop?
My Guilty Pleasure is Chapstick.
My humans were gone for exactly one hour. In that time I managed to find two containers of treats and eat all of them, including the packaging. Oh, and they weren’t my treats. They were the cats. Including his “Pill Pockets.” I like to eat ALL of the cat treats. –Belle
As my back was turned for just a minute tending to my son who’d just had surgery, poochers took the opportunity to slink into the bathroom and do some trash digging.
After a long week of work, I came home to the porch decorated with charcoal and lots of dust by my sweet Lolo.
Angus found my favorite Ray-Ban’s on the table outside and thought they made an EXCELLENT chew toy! Doesn’t matter that he has a yard full of toys.