“I snore so loud that I wake myself up!” -Monster, 11 year old, one-eyed, no teeth pug
Lukki and Maya worked together on this silent crime. Lukki (cat) jumped on the table and took the bread down and started licking it, then Maya (dog) ate it. The worst part is that I was standing less than 5ft away washing dishes and heard nothing! I knew sooner or later they’d end up here……
‘Moosh’s sign reads : I wanted to make my own garden…
I didn’t t want my mum to go to work so I shredded my bed. She is still picking up fluff in the backyard!
My family wanted to watch the Superbowl, I had other plans….
I can’t help myself..I <3 garbage
“I HATE the cold (and waking up)!!
In my defense though, it has been consistently below zero temperatures!
“We got out when the housekeeper was not looking and the landlord had to call Mommy at work. We’re sorry.” They were spotted by the landlord running down the pedestrian zone and captured. I think they are secretly NOT sorry.
This toy bin lid tastes so much better than our dogfood! Yum!
I peed in the communal water bowl at the dog park. Then I watched as other dogs drank out of it. I am a cute little jerk.
Love, Spencer. Age 10