Hi. I’m Captain Morgan, a one year old, 85lb German Shep/Great Pyrenees puppy. I was playing so nicely with my sister, Ginger Ale, that my owners left us outside while they got dressed. They must have forgotten to leave the door open, so I climbed in through the kitchen window.
During the countdown for New Year’s Eve, when he thought everyone was distracted, this dog slyly tried to become intimate with a guest’s arm. When asked if he felt remorse, he replied “I’d do it again.”