I eat the mulch and bark off the tree. Then throw it up on mom’s bed
Roxy LOVES paper. So much so that we have to put anything made from paper out of reach of our four year old Golden Retriever. Like when a wedding invitation fell out of my wife’s purse without her realizing it, we came home to a few small scraps. No cake for you!
Lexi loves to sneak into Mommy’s closet and steal her bras. It’s funny when she actually gets her paws stuck in the straps and she starts running around the house!
Daddy left the trash out and Sierra had a little treat.
I steal from the shower and eat it. I wonder if I will poop bubbles?
I bashed into a lady at the dog park.
Yesterday, my dad spent $500 at the vet trying to find out why I was sick.
Today, I pooped out a corn cob.
“Ate the rest of mommy’s sundae after she threw it in the trash!” “I watched and did nothing about it”
Whenever we sweep, Kayper takes the opportunity to lie in the pile of just swept-up debris (composed mostly of her hair) the moment our backs are turned. We think she likes making a bed out of dirt and dust bunnies.
Sign reads: “I love helping with chores… I’m best at laying in the pile of dirt (and my hair) you just swept up! -Kayper
(This way I can spread it back through the house) “
My dog Odie licks the Doxies……