When Mommy left to pick up the human kids, we pulled the Pure (read: expensive) Maple Syrup off the counter and poured half of the jug on the floor to lick up. We would do it all over again. Give us the chance. Please.
I shred my pillows when my owner isn’t looking….three this week, and I’m on my LAST one…
I ate a Louboutin: first I went for the running shoes. Once I devoured those, I went for the brand new replacement pair. When those proved a bore, I thought, “what the hell” and went for the holy grail.
Mia and Bear are two Borkies that love and enjoy being outdoors. The only problem is that one of these little dogs is high maintenace and prefers to do her business in private. So if you are walking or running by us when we are outside don’t expect Mia to degrade herself in front of you! She likes to wait until her Mommy leaves for work and then goes in the privacy of her own home! Oh Mia!
Dixie got a little excited about cookie season
“I run away every chance I get. I make my parents look unfit and destroy my salon hair.”
I’m a lover not a biter!
I broke my moms mirror defending the house from the invading dog. I regret nothing.
Editor’s Note: The submitters have assured me that no one got hurt during the incident (except maybe Dakota’s pride a little).
P.S. I almost forgot to add that I am not sorry…not even a little bit. Immediately after Mommy took this picture of me, I grabbed my baseball so I could go shred it some more!
(3 year old, female Catahoula Cur)
And now mum has to get it professionally cleaned today for $200 naughty naughty Molly!