Winston will stop at nothing to devour just the crotches of any and all pairs of dirty underwear. They are not safe buried, in a basket, or behind closed doors. We often come home and find that he had decorated the house in his filthy accomplishments.
Lulu was feeling left out in the Thanksgiving festivities so she had her own little party involving her dad’s wallet. She completely destroyed all credit/debit cards and left him with one chewed up 10! She’s not at all sorry! Next time share the real meal and your things won’t get hurt! Gobble gobble! Love Lulu
I ate an entire loaf of stuffing bread last night, but I wasn’t finished. I just ate a plate of cheese and crackers! I am I’m BIG trouble.
I ate the Thanksgiving pie my mommy made!
-Scotty (8yr old Miniature Dachshund)
Congrats Maaran! You have just won two copies of the Dog Shaming book along with a ton of other swag!! Thanks everyone who participated, there were so many good entries! Try your luck again next Tuesday, and every Tuesday til Christmas! If you simply cannot wait, feel free to buy the book here!
‘I eat my Mom’s shoes. Sequins are tasty.’
This is Pickle. She is just a year old and we thought her chewing phase was over. She tells me she is sorry and the sequins on my shoes were just too shiny and tempting.
Jack: “We had a canine house guest. I think his poop tastes delicious.”
Jack has never done this before. Must be the fancy, stinky food his uncle was eating.
I will not roll around in mud anymore.
“I’m Archie. I rolled in dead animal guts for the 4th time this week! I love the way I smell, but make my mommy gag. She also can’t find the animal. TBC…” Check out the smear of stench on my neck.