Luna had a bad night and pooped on the dining room carpet and peed in the hallway. During the big clean up and lecture, Luna couldn’t care less but Beemo the pug was bumming around like a guilty puppy. They wanted to set the record straight.
Sometimes I poop on my parent’s bed. Or my brother’s. Get over it.
“I bark non-stop if the neighbour opens her bathroom window.” Bathroom windows aren’t meant to be opened and I’m determined to crack down on any infractions.
Our miniature dachshund, Mimi, is so proud to be on page 131 of the Dog Shaming book! Our other dachshund, Miles, is very jealous, and may start doing more shameful things to get his chance in the spotlight. Thanks for doing what you do– the book looks great!!
Clementine, at the ripe old age of 12, has learned a new trick: Bolting out the front door to take herself for a walk.
This is Riley. He frequently steals my underwear from the laundry, eats them, and then barfs them up somewhere in the house for me to find later.
I wait for my co-workers to step away from their desks before jumping up and eating their food.
I peed in the house today. Please leave me in my prison.
I chewed up the dog shaming book because I have no manners!
Mia doesn’t always throw up her kibble, but when she does, she does it in my bed.