I like to lick my sister’s pee as it comes out!! I’m gross but cute 🙂
Somehow, she managed to rock her crate enough to snag a pillow on the floor…through the bars. That pillow must’ve really had it coming.
This Pembroke Welsh Corgi ate the 2 year old human sister’s favourite singing birthday card and then all the cat’s food.
Miss Maggie is a 13 year old Basset Hound and her years are really catching up with her. She can’t walk up the stairs without simultaneously pooping…and her mom and dad are lucky enough to find it while walking down the stairs in the morning!
She knows it’s wrong, but sleeps on her family’s furniture whenever they’re gone!
Beats up dogs for fun
Our Dog, Cope decided to chase a skunk the other night…As he turned to run the skunk proceeded to completely coat him! He did however enjoy licking up the tomato sauce from the bottom of the tub during the ENTIRE bath!
My names Denzil and I normally steal socks, but in the last couple of weeks I have decided to go for Mummy’s glasses when they are by her bed in the morning. Because she knows this, Mummy put them as high up as possible on a pile of books, but I still managed to get up on her desk and tack them.
“I chewed the veneer off a bookcase” – Bingo
My name is Otto, and I unrolled ALL of the toilet paper.