On Sunday I bought two hand made, organic, vegan, natural cherry lip balms. They’re awesome, they smell like childhood, taste like candy, and moisturize better than anything. I came home from work today and smelled Cherry. Lil Dude (the grey dapple) ran to greet me with the remains of my mangled and thoroughly chewed lip balm. Jamjam (the red) looks shamed in this photo, she is not, she’s just trying to get the lipbalm.
As I type this Lil Dude is licking the pink cherry flavoured grease spots on my couch. /sigh
Little Liza Jane gnawed her Mama’s prescription eyeglasses when Mama wasn’t looking. The sound of her teeth cracking the plastic gave her away. A drop of slobber still remains in the upper right corner of the chewed-up lens!
Four steps to moving your lump of a dog inside …
1. Approach quietly.
2. Shift front end inside.
3. Shift back end inside.
4. Attempt to close door. Warning: dog may attempt to prevent full door closure.