This is Polly. She insists on sleeping in-between my wife and I in bed. And when she feels too crowded, she kicks like a kangaroo. Usually it’s a sharp jab into your ribs, but occasionally will simply stretch out and jam a paw into your mouth. She has what we call, poor “bediquette.”
We Bullied the Neighbours Dog!
“I think that blinds are unnecessary”
The sign reads “I love sparklies.” Fezi is already a serial felon in makeup and jewelry consumption. Her tastes broadened today to include Czech glass beads in white, pink, and gold. It was like Abba in her mouth, I’m sure.
He ate two 2 waffles off the counter and 1 out of the trash!
I am a serial killer. I throw the canaries eggs out of the nest.
Every day when I go to the park, the first thing I do is run to greet Jessica, this morning I lifted my leg and marked her as my territory. I think my mommy is jealous and that’s why she was so mad.
We have a serious trash addiction.
I dug up the garden. Now when the zombie apocalypse comes, my family will STARVE! Love, Cecely.
Today, I ate three socks and half of a rug while Dad slept. I peed on the stairs when Mom got home. (Dad won’t be so lucky.)