This is my 2 year old baby Deuce. He is a Black Lab/Weimaraner mix who has a mischievous side…he had eaten a large hole in our laundry room wall and as soon as the new plaster had set and was ready to be smoothed and painted, he ate another hole. We have since installed half wall paneling in the laundry room and he has yet to eat any big holes anywhere else, though he has left small teeth/claw marks and goopy slobber in the hallway. Other favourite pastimes include: chewing up socks, licking the cat backwards (which she oddly loves!) leaving her with a crusty Mohawk type hairdo, and waking me up by breathing hot breath directly in my face. <3 I love my Deucey!
I EAT POOP! It’s like ice cream to me. Mom hates when I help myself to my brothers’ soft serve machines. She said fresher is NOT better. -Clover-
Mommy took me to the vet because my stomach was making funny noises and I wasn’t eating.
Turns out, the vet said I was fine! It only cost her $250 and a heart attack. Also, I got to play tag with the vet assistants cause I ran away when we got there. Such a fun day!!
“I rip the dog door off and chew on it.” – Scrapple. This is the second door Mom bought before she realized Scrapple would just keep chewing them. The door is now held together with duct tape.
I spent two days frantically looking for my chequebook. She did not chew it up, not a mark on it, guess she was going shopping.
Hi. My name is minion and I have stinky room clearing gas.
“Yes Mom, I am IN my bed!”
Simon took “getting in bed” a little too literal. Time to buy yet another new pet bed for him!
I won’t eat my dog food because I know there’s leftover turkey in the ‘fridge.
I peed on my brothers head while he was smelling something on the ground…and as if that weren’t bad enough….he had to get a bath!!! Hee hee
2 days before my 60th birthday party, my lovely Daisy decided on a hearty meal of my party shoes.