“I’ve done something you may not like…. Just give it a second, you’ll smell it…” Notorious bulldog gas, so bad even they hide from it!
Today, I figured out that I can unroll the toilet paper roll with my mouth. It is now my favorite game in the whole wide world!
I counter-surfed for waffles and broke this plate.
“I snort like a pig.”
We are constantly blessed with Coco’s unladylike noises. i
When we go to Grandma and Grandpa’s I steal the cat’s food right away, before anyone has a chance to hide it. Then I get surprise diarrhea. It’s okay though, I’ll eat more cat food when we go over there. <3 Evie
I, Hendrix, am guilty of playing in the recycling and chewing all the bottles to death so that my (unsuspecting) parents step on sharp, clear bits of plastic! And after that I snuck into my mum’s room, stole a teddy bear and chewed all the snow out of it!
I regret nothing!
I got home from work and found Otis sleeping peacefully next to his cone of shame, with his new stitches missing. So much for that!
Always in trouble together
“I try to steal ornaments off the Christmas Tree when I think no one is looking. Love, Silas” My one year old miniature long-haired Dachshund has been attempting to steal ornaments every chance he gets. He hangs out by the Christmas Tree and waits for a chance to grab one off the tree. He’s so cute that it’s almost impossible to scold him!
Our Great Dane puppy, Rigby, tried to surprise me by jumping off the bed at the same time that I was bending down to pick up one of her toys. The end result was a minor concussion for me and a tiny smidgen of shame (temporarily) for Rigby.