I’m sure that his little yippy sidekick talked him into this. But he has a history…

little mafia dog wanted some concrete shoes.

My name is Polo (aka Polar Bear), but today I thought I was a Panda Bear so I ate the bamboo plant.

I like to give momma kisses when she’s doing yoga so she can’t breathe! Yay downward dog!

-Callie

Mocha, the ever flatulent chocolate lab.

I hate the beach.

CJ ate exactly 1/2 of a brand new, never worn, pair of boots. “Mom got these boots just in time to wear on her 1st date with a really cute girl. She said they are $265 boots…I say they are delicious!!”

I love my dad so much I pee on him!

I eat pencils.  Any color, any size.  Even the eraser.

Partners in crime: Watson (left) has a taste for socks, so we don’t leave them out where he can get them. Mesa (right) fishes them out of the laundry and smuggles them to the puppy. Sneaky kitty.