I entered a stranger’s home through an open garage door. I ran throughout the house barking hysterically and running over furniture as the stranger, who is terrified of dogs, tried to capture me.
Trying to defrost a chicken in the sink? Better put a pot over it. With a brick on top. Otherwise Basia will have herself a nice tasty treat. Gizzards, bag, popup timer and all.
I ripped the legs off this ostrich and pooped them out on the driveway. -Maggie A.
When you have a new baby, sleep is a precious and fleeting thing- but Lavi, our three year old German Shepherd, makes it very clear she does not approve her Daddy going to work and leaving her behind and promptly awakens the household to inform us of her displeasure.
Kodah & Goldie BOTH love the souls of our shoes….
Sign reads: We need a baby gate here so I don’t tear apart everything in all the trash cans upstairs while my family is out.
Maggie refuses to poop in her own backyard forcing her parents to walk her regardless of gale force winds, pelting rain or blizzards. SPOILED ROTTEN DOG A.K.A. Best dog ever!
Lola and Zoey decided that it was a good idea to try to play with the skunk that wandered in the backyard in the middle of a snow storm. De-skunking two dogs that hate baths at the same time is a nightmare.
“I accidently locked myself in the bathroom while my parents were at work and I panicked…” – Mister Biddies
We left the bedroom door open just once while at work. Jones, our 9 month old long haired corgi, was so glad he could help us out by killing our blanket. Well it was described as ‘ice cream’ when we bought it.
Jones also likes socks, tissues, underwear and any mail, junk or otherwise.