I ate mommy’s server apron!
Xoxo-Mia

This is the second apron in under a year she has eaten, I think she is developing a taste for them.

“I stole Dad’s brisket” and “I ate $120″ – this is the picture on our Christmas Card this year. The caption says, “There’s still time to talk your way off Santa’s naughty list.” P.S. You’ll also note that the brisket sign has teeth marks near the “S” in “Stole”…that’s because Socrates (white dog) ran off with the sign and this is why the signs are on the tree and not around their necks….always uo to something!!

“I couldn’t go outside and play in the snow, so I made my own. – Simon”.

Mommy was sleeping and Daddy was paying his bills, and I wanted to go build snow puppies! That’ll teach them to ignore my need to play!

This pic was posted on Facebook’s “Pit Bulls and Itty Pitties” and I thought “Why has no one given it to you?” Poor Otis; a boy just has to pee on everything!!

I ate the Hanukkah gelt.

Yes, chocolate is poisonous. No, he did not need his stomach pumped. His shame was sufficient to flush the toxins from his system.

Sign says: I AM NOT allowed to sleep on this couch! -Also, I snore

Everytime me and my dog Roope visit my parents he goes to sleep on the couch when all of us people are asleep. He tries to be very secretive about it but almost always gets caught. This time I decided it’s time for some good old dogshaming but as you can see, he has no regrets! He also snores very loudly. Oh, and when we’re at home he likes to sleep in his own bed but snuggles nex to me in the bed when he needs to fart. After he’s done he leaves the room and leaves me in alone in the stench. Thanks a lot!

“I ate an entire stick of butter and I don’t even feel bad about it.”

Ever since we’ve had Copper {6 months} he’s kind of had a thing for butter. ie. digging the butter wrappers and only the butter wrappers out of the garbage can, trying to jump up on the counter any time butter was around, etc. This morning I put a brand new stick of butter on the butter dish and when I came home from church, the dish was licked clean. He definitely got his calorie limit in for the day!

When she gets bored, Nugget likes to move her bowls around. But when it’s time to get out she pretends to act stuck and helpless.

Are you my mom? No? Then I hate you.

One minute the food is there, next it’s not..and Lily is walking away licking her lips- Very pleased with herself. Quiet Ninja strikes again!