I stole your roommate’s shoe from her room, you saw me before I could eat it :’( – Alaina

I Am Why We Don’t Have Nice Things…

I ran away from Bob at the airport! I just wanted to be FREE!

I was drooling so much that my mom had to give me a paper towel bib.
That is, after I drooled through my bed, made a drool puddle the size of ME on the couch and dripped all over the house.

I barked really loud when my mommy was on a conference call with her bosses. oops.

My name is Hercules, and eat my way through any enclosure. My favorite is wood.

Penny never has accidents at home, so when some mysterious wet spots appeared at a friend’s house, we thought it couldn’t be her, it must be one of the other dogs. However, after a couple more accidents at our friend’s home, and solid alibis for other dogs, we realized it must be Penny.

I ate/remodelled Aunty Lynne’s favourite fan.

I just stole the baby’s breakfast from her hand.

I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.