My name is Hercules, and eat my way through any enclosure. My favorite is wood.
Penny never has accidents at home, so when some mysterious wet spots appeared at a friend’s house, we thought it couldn’t be her, it must be one of the other dogs. However, after a couple more accidents at our friend’s home, and solid alibis for other dogs, we realized it must be Penny.
I ate/remodelled Aunty Lynne’s favourite fan.
I just stole the baby’s breakfast from her hand.
I broke the mouse trap to eat the peanut butter inside.
My mother often wakes up in the morning to discover she has a new, 20-something kilo hat.
Oreo loves eating My Little Pony Toys.
Ponies = 0, Oreo = 6
Editor’s note: It’s the smell of the plastic that attracts Oreo to the ponies! Just like Strawberry Shortcake Dolls in the 80s and 90s! (am I dating myself?)
Even though Confetti isn’t a dog, she still has no shame in clearing a room.
I still pee the floor! she likes to hold her shaming signs
Sign: “0 days since I shredded one of dad’s blankets”
Peeka was left alone for under 3 hours.