“I love to eat sand-crabs at the beach. I need my protein! -Gidget”
Gidget’s favorite part of her morning walk on the beach is digging for those delectable little treats.
I “pleasure myself” on the staircase–slowly; one step at a time–EVERY time I descend it. I always keep people waiting, waiting, waiting for me at the foot of the stairs.
Got home from a long day at work. Made a nice bath to relax and dusty not only opened the bathroom door but jumped in and joined me. So much for being relaxed.
Lupin was 6 months old when she decided to eat our wall. She didn’t seem to feel a bit bad.
“I check to make sure the crib is safe, EVERY time Mommy puts the baby in it. -Marty”
He scrambles to get ahead of me, sometimes waking up the baby in the process, and sniffs the crib before letting me put the her in it.
I stole and ate a chocolate croissant from the nice retired lady who looks after me when my mom is at work.
Thank you for bringing me home from the shelter. I will thank you by only eating your left shoes.
“Mom a chipmunk got up there and I was getting him out for you! Well at least I tried, but this chew toy is the strongest one ever!”
Bella has a bad habit of chewing up things we leave on our end tables. We have learned (the hard way) not to leave computer or camera cards on our tables.
Caption in the photo is:
I ATE THAT LITTLE SQUARE THINGY THAT DAD TAKES OUT OF HIS CAMERA AND STICKS INTO HIS COMPUTER. HE HAD TO BUY ANOTHER ONE. I ATE IT TOO.
What do you MEAN this door wasn’t built for me?