I took my mom’s seaweed salad off the table & ate the whole thing. I am a bad boy!
I peed on mommy’s pillow. I’m a little sorry. -Maggie.
I woke up this morning to Avon throwing up all over me.
“Instead of getting a running start every time I want to get on the bed I figured I’d just shorten the whole thing…” – Wilga
I got myself stuck behind a couch. I was scared…yet unashamed.
P.S. I also counter surf and poop in the closet.
Bathtime, and well-deserved.
Every time the door bell rings, Bella barks and runs and jumps up on the door. So…every time the door bell rings, Bella’s mom frantically runs to the door screaming for Bella to “get down”. This time, she was not fast enough and Bella put both paws through the glass. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
My mom brought me into the office to make friends , and instead I peed on the floor…twice.
My name is CoCo and sometimes I get the urge to eat doornobs
“I broke a plate and ate my moms lunch off of it”