This is Buster. He is terrified of puppets. I think he actually believes that they are real. Real scary.
Went to visit my parents yesterday evening. My mother, being the sweet human being she is, had a plate of at least a dozen cookies sitting in the centre of her kitchen table. We all stepped outside for a few minutes, but we left my golden retriever, Josie, inside. Josie is a perfectly well-behaved house dog, never acts up of gets into anything she knows she is not supposed to. Upon going back in, we discovered an empty plate on the table, crumbs directly in front of Josie, while she sits there with a big ole, cookie-eating grin on her face.
The plate that is hanging on her neck just so happens to be the plate that her evening snack was on.
This is Okra. He was left alone for 45 minutes and found a book of madlibs that he apparently didn’t care for.
I just got a new paddling pool… and I broke it 🙁
I’ve been a part of my family for 10 years. So when Momma brought me over for Easter to see my human cousins, I was super happy. But when Momma and Aunt Sara were hiding the Easter eggs, they started to notice that the eggs were disappearing. Momma caught me red handed. I had been hunting the Easter eggs before my human cousins could and I ate two of the eggs. I had smelly farts for 2 days.
“I ate the humans eggs for their Easter egg hunt.” My name is Gertie and I love to eat! So when my mom hid eggs for my human sisters I decided to help with the egg hunt too! Now I have stinky egg farts!
Humping of the dinner guests is an issue Max is working through. Luckily Mom and Dad’s dinner guest and parish priest was a super good sport about it!
I ate all the hot cross buns. It’s my Easter too.
Never mind that I found this pizza in a sewer and it looked at least three months old… I shoved the whole thing in my mouth before my owners could stop me. I even threw it up in the backyard later that day!