In 15 minutes I stole a chicken off the table & picked it clean — then hid the evidence under master’s bed. I am a thief and a brat!
Editor’s note: Don’t worry, this adorable brat didn’t get to any bones, she did however have a lot of scrumptious meat!
I just ate a glove and a plastic bag at the dog park. What was in the bag? I’ll never tell!
Frankie just couldn’t resist the fluff. He’s even licking his lips. No remorse whatsoever.
I whine & stomp my feet when Mom is on the phone…and I am NOT sorry!! She should pay attention to me and ONLY ME!!!
P.S. To show Mom how I really feel about this pic, I farted loudly while she was taking it.
I enjoy making my humans feel bad by staring at them while they feast!
I REPEATEDLY SIT ON YOUR LAP UNTIL YOU MAKE ROOM FOR ME ON THE COUCH! LOVE BARTLEBY
Tasha has an egg-diction.
My moms took me on a nice snowy hike, so I thanked them by rolling in dog poop.
I can’t help it… I am disgusting.
I dug a hole in Mommy’s garden, and I am not sorry. It was yummy!