I got excited when Mommy carried the laundry down the stairs. I tripped her, and she got a concussion!!!
“This is the handout from obedience school. The irony is not lost on me.”
Daisy graduated from Obedience School, but we have our suspicions that it was only because they felt sorry for her. On this particular day, she grabbed the handout from the dining room table and ran (she loves paper).
“I like to pee on my owner’s suitcase right before their big trip!”
He is very sorry. And he is just fine.
We ate Espoma fertilizer, luckily it is pet friendly.
I snore while you’re watching TV. Then when I wake up, I sigh and stare to let you know YOU’re noisy. I feel no shame. Albert
“No one sees you, I’ll keep watch”
Winston truly exemplifies the quote “when you gotta go, you gotta go.” We have had number 2’s in crosswalks, on the stairs, in parking lots, etc.
My name is Opie, and I destroyed my Dad’s wallet in less than 15 minutes. I was shooting for a world record. Mommy and Daddy clearly didn’t agree with my idea.
Presley sneaks the neighbor-bulldog’s toys into our house. She’s a thief!!!
“I chew on the cats and won’t stop. Then I run away from my mom when she tries to give me a time out. I am *not* sorry. I will do it again tomorrow. (Or even later today)
Persephone is a two-year old Boston Terrier x French Bulldog and she is *bad* She chews on the cats any chance she gets and doesn’t stop even when told to. She knows she’s bad because she runs away from me rather than have the time outs she deserves. Sometimes she gets up from one time out and goes right back to chewing on the cats!!