I hate it when my person sticks me in my crate! So, one day I waited for her to arm the alarm and go to work. Then, I attacked the glass water bottle hanging on my crate until it fell on the floor, shattering into lots of sharp pieces. Boy, did that thing make a loud noise! It set off the alarm’s glass break detector and about 30 minutes later, the cops showed up. My person received a huge false alarm fine! She had to go to alarm school. Serves her right!
“I ate a plate of scones that mom made for the season premiere of Downton Abbey.”
I am a 12-year old beagle who has never learned good manners.
Dog ate part of my sock, found it in his poop!!!
I nose open the snack cabinet and gorge on milkbones until i get the runs.
I bite ankles.
My pup tried to find a new exit from my bedroom when I left her In there with the door shut while I went to the movies.
This is Max. He LOVES to lick feet…clean feet, smelly feet, old feet, girl feet, boy feet..he is not picky and he is not ashamed.
“I hoard my toys under the dining room table…even though my toy box is five feet away. – MacKenzie”
MacKenzie has mastered getting her toys out of the toy box. Putting them back…not so much. At the time of this photo, she was hoarding fifteen toys, 1 1/2 pairs of mom’s shoes, and one slipper sock. Good thing it’s a big table.
In 15 minutes I stole a chicken off the table & picked it clean — then hid the evidence under master’s bed. I am a thief and a brat!
Editor’s note: Don’t worry, this adorable brat didn’t get to any bones, she did however have a lot of scrumptious meat!