Puppies are cute.. but then they’re not..
I woke Mommy up at 4am today with loud, blood-curdling screaming…..I got stuck in a pillow case and couldn’t find my way out. Mommy rescued me. She’s my hero <3
I love bubble wrap! – Lola
My “sweet” Winnie, a 7 month old puppy boxer/boston mix decided she’d help me get a head start on my new gardening project. I had left her in the car for approximately 60 seconds while I ran in and grabbed a shovel from the hardware store. It never occurred to me that she would or even could take that time to tear into a 25 lb bag of soil/manure and proceed to spread the ENTIRE bag all over my brand new car. Months later I’m still finding it in cracks of the car and needless to say, that new car smell never smelled quite the same again… Don’t be fooled by that sad face, she’s an unashamed little poopy monster!
Tape? Yeah alright, you caught me. I ate the tape…again. It got stuck in my fur and my mom has to cut it out with scissors.
There’s a homeless man my owners let stay in the church. He had some goodies…..I ate them.
“I hide my medicine in my beard.” Oliver (8 years old, JRT/Maltese/Yorkie) HATES taking his thyroid medicine. We have tried EVERYTHING to make him ingest the tiniest little pill. We thought we had him beat when we put the pills in small slices of hot dog, but we soon discovered that he was separating the meat from the pill in his mouth and pushing the pill into his beard to dispose of in his room later.
I chewed my rope toy into an obscene shape. I don’t get it–why are you laughing?
Abby is a very loveable, cuddly and quiet Beagle with one bad habit…
“My name is Snarf. When it is raining, I hide my poo in the house. Not sorry!”
Snarf refuses to go to the restroom outside in the rain. She now has resorted to hiding her poo. She opened my suitcase (it was unzipped), pooped on my clothes, hopped out and closed the lid. It took forever to find her present. She is not sorry.