I tried to eat Harry Potter
I destroyed your present… Happy birthday!
Editor’s note: It’s Dog Shaming’s momma’s birthday today! Happy birthday, mom!!
She’ll whine at us for five minutes nonstop before we get annoyed and pick it up for her.
You lied to me. There were no beans in your bean-bag chair.
One of us is pooping at the foot of Roberts bed
Karma decided she would destroy our floors while we were at work. She overheard us talking about getting new floors in the hallway and living room, so she decided to go ahead and take up the carpet for us to get a head start.
I chewed the toes off of mom’s baby Buddaha. They were yummy. When she’s not looking, I’ll do it again too!
Maymo the lemon beagle likes to delicately chew up sheets of toilet paper and keep them for safe storage underneath the spinning wheel in preparation for the apocalypse.
I make myself comfortable on the couch every time my mommy leaves the room.
This is Herbie a 5 month old Fox red labrador. He has an aversion to pink which is a pain when you have an 8 year old daughter who loves pink. He attacks her when she is wearing he pink pyjamas and this is what he did to my pink feather duster.