I zipped by Gramma and ran down the street because I’m Batdog and I never thought she’d catch me. I was wrong. 

Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Batdog!!

Jersday jerkday!

… and she whines, too.

Hi dad,

I ate a sirloin tip roast and homemade apple pie and pooped all over your beige carpet.

-Blair

At grandpa’s hearing aids that cost $5000.

Sophie <3 age:7

Even while wearing their cones to keep them from pulling out their neutering stitches, our Staff pups Salt and Pepper still managed to destroy the kitchen, including chewing up the cupboards. Luckily we were planning on remodeling it anyway!!

I always steal the remote when I’m not getting attention.

Ate every shoe in the house. Can’t punish him though, look at that face.