“I’ve only lived with my new family for 2 months and I’ve already ran through the screen door TWICE, jumped through the dining room window, and ate part of the carpet!! I’m happy they love me! -Blue” We recently adopted Blue. He is a 5 year old Great Dane/Boxer mix.
Nala is my 3 year old rescue Golden (from Adopt a Golden in Atlanta). I had mixed up homemade raisin bran muffin batter and was preheating the oven. Left the kitchen for 2 minutes and Nala counter-surfed and ate about 90% of the batter! When I went back in the kitchen the bowl was still sitting on the counter! She must have had her head in it! Called the vet, told them about the raisins, and had to bring her in. Thankfully they made her purge the contents and she was just fine. All is well, but those healthy muffins did cost me big bucks!!
“My mommy bought these new sandals 3 days ago! (I’m VERY sorry.)
Fezzik’s mom says, “I’m not thrilled with his selection – the OLD sandals were right next to NEW sandals. BUT, Fez is 7 months old and this is his very first shoe attack, and judging from his guilt, I doubt he’ll try it again any time soon!”
This is Rumpus. He’s my latest foster fail and he likes to sleep on his food. And I don’t think the DOG dish is fooling him one bit.
“I decidedly wanted outside at 2am via the window!” -Reese
I leave turds in my mommy’s car every time I go to Doggie Daycare. Every time. The car ride makes me too excited.
MAX:TISSUE!!! HAVE to destroy it!
“I ate the kid’s foam number puzzle and now I’m pooping out numbers like the lottery!”
All numbers have been recovered and she is fine….won’t be playing with that puzzle again.
My dog ate my homework.
My name is chico and I have never chewed up anything in the house. My owners started this diet and only gives me a cup of food all day. Well, can you tell I wanted more.