“I walked up the stairs and pooped while dad was on a call, now I’m too scared to climb back down; plus dad is :-< that I pooped” -Rocky
Hi! My name is Chaplin and I have silent but deadly farts!! I like to give mommy and her coworkers air biscuits!!
“It’s my fault we have NO grass in the backyard anymore. ” The yard never stood a chance! And he’s only 1 year old!
Bo gets excited and eats his treats too quickly then vomits them up and proceeds to then eat his vomit!
I noticed the star fish was missing from the wall and asked the kids, they said no. Then I carefully looked at the walls and there was scratches from his nails! We couldn’t find ANY part of it ANY where! He stared to eye others so we took down all the starfishes, the shells will probably be next. He has NO shame.
Left to her own devices, Margot has eaten more books than her mother publicly cares to admit.
Binkley is addicted to “Kitty Butt” like crack. The said thing is…..the cat lets him do it….who needs “Anus Anonymous” here?
3 weeks ago I ate an ENTIRE dog toy squeaker. $700 later, the vet sent us home, with no diagnosis. A few hours later, I pooped it out & acted like it never happened! Plastic is so irresistible!
Usually people don;t even notice!!
My roommate’s Dachshund, Finn, raced outside and grabbed our painter’s burger king bag. I chased him all the way down the street, but by the time I got to him, he had devoured the whopper & was woofing down the fries! When I finally ripped the bag & fries from his mouth, he was wagging his tail & looked completely satisfied haha… I had to go buy Jose a whole new meal.