I dug a huge hole in the yard and my mommy tripped in it.
I eat people’s dirty socks.
Bailey is does not appreciate being ignored when Daddy is playing Madden 13. Today he got even.
“No, I’m not getting up and yes I ripped the blanket.” Brooklyn my two year old lazy Miniature English Bulldog loves to snuggle in blankets and also occasionally rip them to shreds.
Hi, my name is Rugger but my mom is going to change my name to Panda because she just caught me eating the last of the bamboo coasters.
I broke my Mama’s leg. No walks for a year. Bummer!
I stole the toilet paper while my dad was in the shower because I knew there was nothing he could do about it.
This is my 8 year old dachshund Ginger. She’ll occasionally let some pretty stinky farts out, and this time she happened to fart near my face.
“I think tennis balls are yummy… Until I eat them and find out they are yucky! Then I spit them out, but it’s okay- mummy loves cleaning up my mess!”
This is P.K my rescue dog! He does this to every single tennis ball he gets! He just can’t get his head around the fact tennis balls are toys NOT FOOD! So after every tennis ball given to him, there is always a trail of mess beside him! He is never ashamed though.
I’m always shivering, so Mom decided to leave my walking coat on me inside. I prefer body heat, so I chewed the coat off and presented it to mom in tatters. And I don’t feel ashamed.