Every day when I go to the park, the first thing I do is run to greet Jessica, this morning I lifted my leg and marked her as my territory. I think my mommy is jealous and that’s why she was so mad.
We have a serious trash addiction.
I dug up the garden. Now when the zombie apocalypse comes, my family will STARVE! Love, Cecely.
Today, I ate three socks and half of a rug while Dad slept. I peed on the stairs when Mom got home. (Dad won’t be so lucky.)
He very much enjoyed it.
My name is Mya. I ate my stitches, and my mom and dad had to take me to the emergency vet before a 5 hour trip in the car. We checked into our hotel at 3:00 am and I get to wear this cool cone everyday.
Mom used the “N” word (Neuter) so I peed on her favorite chair.
Now I have surgery scheduled tomorrow.
I AM sorry.
… I am the brother
I like to eat entire boxes of Girl Scout Cookies.
I just ate my roommate’s cheeseburger…and the bag it came in.