Humping of the dinner guests is an issue Max is working through. Luckily Mom and Dad’s dinner guest and parish priest was a super good sport about it!
I ate all the hot cross buns. It’s my Easter too.
Never mind that I found this pizza in a sewer and it looked at least three months old… I shoved the whole thing in my mouth before my owners could stop me. I even threw it up in the backyard later that day!
I eat glue sticks. Yum.
I get in Mom’s lap, look her in the eyes MEANINGFULLY, and when I have her full & undivided attention . . . I belch.
“My name is Skoda and I am a fluffy weirdo. I won’t eat my food in a bowl-only on the ground or your hand. NOT ashamed… but a little hungry.”
We left the apartment and watched him through the window. The second we shut the door he runs to the bathroom, grabs the end of the tp and unravels the whole roll. Then he eats it.
I love Charlie Brown and the whole Peanuts gang. So, one year for Christmas I received Linus’ classic blue security blanket as a gift. I love to snuggle with it, but so does my chihuahua, Tiny. If I even get up for one second, I lose claim to it and end up in a shoving contest with an 8 pound chihuahua!
“I steal my mom’s Linus blanket the second she gets up.”
Zoe got the laundry detergent “pods” off our washer/dryer thinking they were treats. She’s a counter-surfer.
Editor’s note: Please be very careful as laundry detergent is toxic to dogs. DO NOT induce vomiting if ingested as it may cause more harm. Please call your vet if you suspect your pooch did what our silly Zoe did!
Pandora: Mom accidentally ran over my favourite stuffed bunny with the lawn mower. Okay maybe it wasn’t my favourite but still she ran it over. There was cotton everywhere.
Aries: It was awesome
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