I came home from work and found out that FedEx had slipped my Lady Gaga tickets under the door. Marley didn’t want me to go.
Lucy loooooves cat food…and steals it from our cat every chance she gets.
“I literally ate a pair of mom’s underwear …. and then barfed them back up.”
- Ewing the Labradoodle
“The dryer was loud and scary. Was.” Sidda, the rat terror, strikes again!
I hope to shame him for many years to come.
Hi, my name is Abby, and I am a compulsive pillow licker
I ate my little mistress shoe for her birthday <3
J’ai mangé la chaussure de ma petite maîtresse pour son anniversaire <3
Sometimes I bark at the evil humidifier so obviously the filter had it coming!
Linus is 4 months old and his appetite knows no bounds. Metal chain – he’ll chew it; chew deterrent sprays – he’ll lap it up like candy; punishment spray bottle of water – he’ll drink it and beg for more. I don’t know why we thought our walls would be safe.
Just not sure if it’s the right shade for his complexion.