Ronnie was unsure of his new baby brother. Click through to see how it turned out!
“I like to eat my own poo and bring it inside to share with Mum and Dad” Sherlock the Beagle
“I threw up by my mommy while she was taking a nap and licked her face with my puke breath while she cleaned it up.” – Britney the Boxador
George has a bad habit of greeting people at the door with a whack in the crotch with his large and quite solid cranium. Today he dropped the repairman to his knees.
I incessantly bark at nothing because my owner love the sound of my bark!
This is Jack. Jack crop dusts when his parents have company and walks away before it can be blamed on him. He’s so sorry about his toots that he walks away after he does it to sulk in stinky silence.
When my mom starts to run, I sit so she can’t.
I left a turd in the backseat of the car right before we dropped it off at the shop. Mom didn’t realize it until we went to pick it up and the whole car smelled like poop.
It was in there the whole time. Needless to say, we can never show our faces at that shop again.
I took a big bite out of a little girls subway sandwich when she petted me.. Is that a bad thing??
I ate 6 jalapeño freshly picked from the garden off the table. My tummy hurts and my farts are REALLY BAD!