Mom is mad at me because I pawed at the BBQ while she was out, accidentally turning on all 3 burners and hitting the igniter causing the cover and the vinyl fence to melt. She said I’m luck the house didn’t catch on fire. Apparently, I’m also lucky I’m so cute and don’t know any better. Whatever that means.
“I lunge at small children.”
My dog Crispin got ahold of my husband’s wallet and did a job on his 2 credit cards, state ID, and about $42!!! We actually were laughing about it but knew it was worth a good photo! It sucks but these things are replaceable…. This moment Priceless!
I make my mom take me out at 2:30 every night! No matter how much she takes me out before bed.
This our 12 year old Sheltie, Pasey. She digs through garbage cans all day long when no one is looking.
“I’m terrified of the vacuum… Until I get sleepy. -Georgia”
(Sweeter-than-a-peach) Georgia will completely jump clear over the back of the couch to avoid being near the vacuum. When she gets sleepy, apparently all fear leaves her body and she becomes the victorious conquerer of the evil vacuum.
Lily’s attempt to thwart the new training system undetected was unsuccessful.
I got out from under the gate…can’t figure out how to sneak back in.
“What should I watch tonight while mommy is out…” Mr.Babysworth browsing on netflix.
Mom couldn’t figure out why I looked guilty and was white, sticky, and smelled nice.
I ate a WHOLE BOTTLE of her volumizing hair powder. The vet says I’ll be fine.