Barley & Chessy ate an entire box of cheez-its with little damage to the box or wrapper. Not a crumb to be found. Very proud of their clean up!
“I tried to hump the vacuum and I broke it. (I’m not sorry.)”
Kooper used to bark and bite at the vacuum cleaner when I would use it, he seemed convinced that it was an evil monster that was trying to attack me. It seems that lately the two have put aside their differences.
I caught a lizard & brought it inside while it was still alive & set it free. My owner then had to spend 20 minutes moving furniture searching for it. It was worth it!!
“I ATE 3 BIG STEAKS OFF THE DINING ROOM TABLE WHEN MY HUNGRY FAMILY WASN’T LOOKING. I KNEW IT WAS WRONG AND I DID IT ANYWAY.” Finn can’t help himself, he will scavenge any food left within reach as soon as your back is turned. We had salad.
I pood on a coiled extension cord. Actually it was diarrhea. And while my mom cleaned all 50 feet of it, I ripped down the shower curtain and peed on it.
Reggie has to lick everything no matter what it is!
We have never purchased a tennis ball for Dutch. Ever. However, he has tennis balls stashed all over our yard and garage. No matter how many cool toys we buy for him, the dirty tennis balls will always be his favourite!
Lucy ate her momma’s cinnamon roll.
I pooped in Conners room and tried to blame the puppy.
Hi I am Mary Jane. I bark all the time and make disgusting noises under my owner’s bed so they can’t sleep