I jumped on top the hot tub, but I didn’t know the lid was open.
Lucy my chihuahua was being naughty today! She pulled avocados right out of her dad’s sandwich, and left the rest. The other dog had an accident in the house and she was caught licking it’s poop. And then she threw up.
Editor’s note: The toxicity levels for dogs and cats ingesting avocado is very low to none at all.
Bailey is not a fan of Europe ever since Mom scdeuled a flight to visit her furless sister for two weeks. She’s sad she can’t go woth her.
My name is Diesel and I don’t care if I ruin my hedgehogs. All I care about is their delicious noses! However, I do feel extremely guilty when confronted by my mom about the situation.
“I rip the nose off every toy I own, including these hedgehogs – forcing my mom to continually sew their faces shut again.”
I eat kids’ artwork, and I don’t care.
Came home one day and there was a small hole in the couch. Came home the next day, and there was a pile of couch stuffing on the floor next to the couch. Came home the next day, and there was stuffing thrown EVERYWHERE! This morning, came out to find Molly sleeping in her destruction. What a jerk…
Jango is a very naughty boy and won’t stop eating poop.
Zeus ate 11 pacifiers.
On our walk this morning, since there is so much snow for Nemo, Chloe was having trouble finding a spot to go, so she decided that the perfectly shoveled path of the neighbor’s was the ideal spot.
Bailey chewed her stitches out so now she must wear the cone of shame. This cone lasted three days and Mommy had to go buy another one.