I jumped over the living room gate and ate grandmommy’s hat. Shame on me!
As mom had the refrigerator door open while drinking her Gatorade, I was eating the deviled eggs that were sitting on the bottom shelf of the fridge. She didn’t even see me. I ate 4 before she caught me!
Then I heard my mom and Aunt say that I needed to be shamed so they had me sit down wearing this sign.
“I jump the fence and bark at passerby. Can I have a cookie?”
Rosie jumps the fence every chance she gets and then barks at everyone walking by the house. Sometimes she has to be lured back with a cookie.
I can do with the toilet drinking. However, when it hasn’t been flushed – disgusting!
Hey! My name is Tyson and I like to sit on the Monopoly Board when my owners are playing, until they bring my own blanket and put it beside them.
Yadi has a problem with toilet paper…
I ate poop and threw it up on my mom’s down comforter. Then I did it again.
I ‘d just finished putting clean white sheets on the bed when Rocky decided he liked patterned sheets better.
“I like pattern on sheets better”
Toe Jam is the best!
One, or both, of us ate an ink pen on our mom’s brand new comforter. -Tank and Pullo