“I hate basil.”

This is Mishka. She doesn’t like it when her humans have to go to school, so she took it out on the basil plant.

I’m sorry I puked on you. Happy birthday

0 days since eating the fish food.

This was a sofa arm rest cover. Now it’s my poncho.

Hi! My name is Mr. Woobles. I jump in the pond…

Mom brought me to work and I peed in the office on my first day. 

I ate my grandma and grandpa’s pumpkin pie…I NEVER get put in the kennel… I AM in a lot of trouble!!!

When toes aren’t available, I eat insoles. When insoles aren’t available, I break into the fridge. If we walk past the wine store that gives out biscuits and we don’t go in, I will sit down and refuse to walk any further.

Trigger

Keeping owners in line is evidently a full time job.