I like to take the dog out for a walk.
“Please note your dog has not been a good neighbor today. He barks a lot… and it’s very frustrating to us. When you are gone, please leave him in the house — or get a bark collar, or something… but please don’t subject his barking on your neighbors!”
Editor’s note: your neighbour is a lot nicer than ours!
I tore the siding off the house.
I ate the kitchen towel and now I’m stuck wearing this poncho. – Fred
Hi, my name is Penny and I ate this curling iron cord, because I can. Oh, and I only have “accidents” on Wednesdays.
Silly Bronson, it’s not even Easter.
I snuck under my neighbors fence to get my tennis ball and got stuck over there!
Mom waxed the car this morning and four hours later they are still in there… but that doesn’t keep them from barking at passing strollers…