I’m a weenie! I’m scared of everything so I hide in the tub. In order to shower, (alone) my people have to lock me out
I pooped on another dog at the dog park. Hey, I was just marking her as mine. My owner had to clean her up.
Oscar the dachshund will obsessively lick the floor for hours on end, even though it’s perfectly clean and nothing has been spilled on it
“Oops, I did it again!”
He’s got a thing for doormats.
I retrieve the toy, but I won’t give it back…ever!!
Our dog licks the baby constantly, so much so she smells like bad dog breath.
He did it.
No, she did it.
He started it.
No, SHE started it.
No shame, only blame.
Ruby the Corgi and Robin the hound destroyed a stuffed backrest. Pretty sure it WAS a joint effort.
My name is Josie and this is how I sleep when I have company. I’m a classy girl.
I chew the plastic endcaps off the laces of every shoe I find…
Meet Toby, the amazing bottle opener (and closet hoarder). He can open peanut butter and mustard jars too.