‘I get lonely when Mommy showers, so I like to jump into them with her.’ Of course Jasper doesn’t ACTUALLY like to bathe and the few times he has managed to catch me off guard and get into the shower he has gotten so panicked he jumped into my arms and left claw marks up my body.
I lie in the bath and play dead when my human wants me to go out, so it’s too awkward for her to even lift me. I don’t care – bwa ha ha!
Zoe, the bathtub loving pup!
“I utilized my Dog-given rights to scavenge after the dominant predators had eaten. It’s called survival. I feel no shame.”
“I bark for no reason….and since I’m deaf I have no idea how loud I am. <3 Aspen” He only has one tone of voice: loud and shrill!
“IT HAS BEEN: 000 DAYS SINCE I HAVE BITTEN ANYONE”
I let myself into peoples homes and scare the heck out of them when they return.
I still smell like a skunk, and it’s been 1 month + several baths since “the incident.”
Maddie is a 6-year-old Heeler/Pointer mix. Most days, we love that she’s incredibly smart; except when I find a stash of her antibiotics in the yard. We’ll watch her more closely from now on!
” I pretent to swallow my meds; and sneak into the garden to spit them out. My mom just found my stash. I look ashamed, but I’m a Sneaky Liar!”
I was so excited when Mommy and Daddy came home from vacation that I broke daddy’s new sunglasses in one chomp. I’m ashamed but at least I look awesome with my new glasses!
Bailey our female American Bulldog is completely in lust with our male cat Jaykit Humps him frequently when he grooms her face ~ it’s adorable!