Buoy turned my Snuggie into the swiss cheese version.
I didn’t eat Mommy’s cashmere sweater, or roll in the mud, or pass gas, or chew on the baby’s foot every time he wears footie pajamas, or eat the meatloaf off the table, or jump on the UPS delivery man. It was Tiger the puppy that did all that. Not me. I’m an angel.
I once ate a stick of butter…..and now you can cook with my poop!
Editor’s note: Please be aware that ingesting large quantities of butter could make your dog very sick to his/her stomach. In some cases, it could cause pancreatitis. If you suspect your dog has eaten a lot of butter, please call your vet.
My 2 year old Great Dane, Bruno, thinks he shares the bed only with his mommy. He only chews up my husbands pillows, never mine. Lol.
“I ate half a plate of mom’s spaghetti when she went to get the mail. I HAVE NO SHAME!! I am a BAD GIRL!!” – Zooey
Miss Penny Lane… No matter how obnoxious she is, she is still pretty darn cute!
Wilson would rather read something else…..
I’m Yggam (Maggy spelled backwards). I was accused of pooping in the middle of my neighbor’s bed. I am no longer allowed to visit. I was framed by one, if not all, of their three cats. They pooped on the bed. I shall have my revenge.
I go potty in the same spot EVERY DAY!! I’m lucky that I’m so cute!
Editor’s note: If your dog is peeing in the same place over an over, it’s probably because you haven’t fully cleaned the pee and neutralized the smell. Make sure you clean the carpet VERY thoroughly, with a pet accident cleaner.
“I decapitated the patron saint of animals – Dexter”
Dexter here obviously wasn’t too pleased with our recent decorating ideas.