Mom made the mistake of placing the pizza box in the back. So I just helped myself to a piece. Not ashamed. Love, Tut.
I always know when Mom needs to be somewhere on time, so that’s when I cause the most trouble. Today, I tried to eat a bee right before Mom left for class. I spat it out. It was yucky.
I made a turkey wrap for my husband’s lunch, walked away for a few seconds and Chance, aka the blond haired thief, stole it and ate it! He at least looks sorry.
The sign says, I ate my dad’s turkey wrap my mom made for his lunch. Snatched it right off the counter.
Zorro ate his Viking Halloween costume
This is Honey. Honey really likes milk. Honey saw my glass of milk unattended and literally jumped on the opportunity. Much to her disappointment, the milk spilled on to an electric fan and down the stairs. When it hit the fan, it sprayed everywhere and then shorted the fan… POOF! Honey ran and sat in her crate for half an hour and watched mommy clean it up… Shampooing stairs is really fun
While the neighbours were having a nice family movie night, he broke down their baby gate, went straight for the puppy food, and took a toy with him on the way out. Thankfully, the neighbours like him.
My mom slept half the night on the couch because I had diarrhea from
my protein bar binge and I STILL pooped by the back door.
This is a foster dog. I paid $4000.00 to have her legs fixed so she can climb up to the place I keep my good shoes.
This was a Friday Eve. Carnage
We just paid $4000 for a nice picket fence so Maddie could play in the yard…but she is terrified of it and won’t go outside if we don’t go with her!
“I get stuck under the bed and bark when I need out. Usually at night. I did this when I was little. I don’t understand why I get stuck now.” – Hunter, 7 months old.