Dixie the chihuahua ate a pair of two carat diamond stud earrings. Fortunately, the stones were, ahem, recovered…
Ripley doesn’t know she’s a dog. She likes to wear clothes, pretend lipstick, and she develops crushes on men in our neighbourhood. I didn’t raise or train her to be this way. She just came this way. Her flirtations are shameless. It can be exhausting for her mother.
Her sign: “I Flirt with Strange Men”
Mandy is a 12 year old boxer beagle mix! She is very sneaky and if you leave toilet paper out anywhere in the house (including counters and dressers) she will remove the cardboard inside with minimal damage to the actual paper. She has even taken it off the holder next to the toilet leaving just the paper on the holder. As soon as she removes the cardboard centre she chews and destroys that part but the paper is unharmed! Her other hobbies are basking in the sun and sneaking on to human beds when she is not supposed to! 🙂
“I ate my mom’s toffee she got yesterday as a gift before she even had some!”
I snuck in the kitchen and stole then ate the ENTIRE LEG of Xmas ham
Zelda was supposed to go in at 8AM to get spayed, however she found a sock under the couch and swallowed it. Took her in still and the doc said he couldn’t do the surgery. Zelda one point, mommy no points.
When she gets mad, she chews.
I tripped bringing a fan downstairs and managed to hit the wall scraping off some paint. For some reason Harley decided he had to take the blame.
Sign reads: “I didn’t even do this. I just sat down and looked guilty. Love Harley.
P.s the chewed baseboard was me…five years ago.”
I chewed up the Chamber of Secrets and have been banished to House Slytherin
I sleep under Moms desk chair and fart every 30 seconds.