I live in the garage now because I smell like a skunk – Uno
“I spitefully pee on the carpet if you try to take away my toys. -Beckett (P.S. I’m totally housetrained.)”
Maggie ate Mama’s comb.
Took Minnie for a walk, but she ran off and went down a rabbit hole.
I don’t always eat coloured pencils, but when I do, I poop RAINBOWS!
Komali (Named after the Sinhala term used to describe ‘flirtatious wriggling’) took it upon herself to drag out the garbage all over the kitchen floor, just to make a point that she thinks the house looks like a dump.
My dog, Walt, got into a loaf of Banana Bread while I was out. Sign reads “I got hungry while you were out. This Banana Bread is delicious,… want some?!”
“I bullied our foster dog”. Bo was not being a very good host to our sweet foster dog so he went to time out. I think he’s sorry.
As she’s gotten older, Sassy sometimes has accidents in the house so we started placing pee pads out just in case. One day, she managed to use the pee pad as cover!
“I thought I could fly so I jumped out of a second story window.” He thinks he is spiderdog