I eat undies and I’m not sorry. I showed absolutely no remorse when I was caught red-handed ripping holes in a house guest’s underwear. They tasted great!
“I stole the green food coloring while Mom was making cupcakes and made a big mess of myself and the carpet.”
We were gluttons and visited the Cat Box Buffet instead of waiting for our breakfast. Now, we’re too full of crap to eat our expensive food and we smell terrible.
A couple of times, our dog has decided that a good way to introduce himself to children is by surprise body-slamming them to the ground even. (No children were harm thankfully)
I tried to take the garbage out for you but it fell apart:(
Favourite day of the week?
Editor’s note: Please be careful with pets and dryer sheets as they can be toxic.
Berkeley has a natural talent for ending up in the Cone of Shame. This time, it looks like someone shaved of hie eyebrow…
I can’t get enough of my Dad, so I sneak in the bathroom & in his pants when they’re around his ankles. Mom says we have a codependent relationship.
Dakotas hidden happiness…
I am a bad dog because I ate the pump filter door off my mom’s washing machine.