I tried jumping on the sofa and missed. I head butted my mom in the face and broke her nose. She has a presentation at work on Monday. I am a near-sighted JERK!
I’m always chasing things around but I’ve never caught one before.
Dylan killed a book, a children’s Bible. The kids thought maybe he wanted the loaves and fish?
Sydney rolled in a pile of dead fish and leaves from our koi pond as we were cleaning it and smelled awful! After one bath and a trip to the pet store to buy anti-skunk shampoo, we gave her a second bath. For a little dog she makes a huge mess when she has a tub. And then she still smelled like dead fish!
He thought he was being so sneaky!
My mom was going to enjoy some soft tacos when she came home from work, but because I took a bite out of every single tortilla after the cats knocked the bag off the counter, she had to go to the store for more.
This is my amazing dog- she loves to be with her people and fiercely guards us from the squirrels in the backyard. One night two years ago, she stayed with me all night and wouldn’t leave. She knew that I was suicidal and kept me safe. I love her and I am so thankful everyday for her in my life.
“I bite the hand that feeds me. -Frank”
I’ve had Frank the tiger oscar for almost a year and a half. At first it was cool when he started jumping out of the water during feeding, but as he’s gotten bigger, he’s gotten more aggressive. Tonight the little bugger actually bit me, but afterward was deeply ashamed. Ok, maybe not really. But at least he looks somewhat penitent in the photo.
The UPS man forgot to throw me a cookie so I snuck into his truck and took a ride around the neighborhood. He had to deliver me back to my house.
My name is Koda
I pretend Im going to throw up because I know I will get to go outside. When I get outside I don’t need to throw up. I just want a treat when I come back inside.