Colbie is a sweet lab/boxer mix that we rescued at 4 months old. She is about to turn one and just started loving money (like her mama)! Instead of spending it, she loves to shred it! This is an example of what happens when my six year old daughter left her allowance out!
I’m the reason mom and dad don’t buy nice sheets anymore. This is the third incident, so I’m obviously not sorry. -Elf
I keep eating the soap and then I have to poop every 10 minutes.
Beau is a 10 year old Italian Greyhound who makes his mommy carry him to bed at night. It is really mommy’s fault for spoiling him rotten.
I’m a balloon killer.
“I also did the diaper pail (Mom is having a beer now).”
Perhaps Kaiser heard about the Banana Plants medical properties somewhere
I got caught short and did a sneaky piddle in the hallway. My owner didn’t see it and slipped, injuring her arm. Needless to say, we’re both rather embarrassed
Maggie is having a rough week. Her Dad started a new job and will be out of town for 2 weeks and her mom works a lot. She is used to having a stay-at-home Dad. She unfortunately chewed on the couch, while Mr. Goodnight took a nap.
Macy (Siberian Husky, 1yr old) – ” I chewed up Aunt Jen’s rug.”
Yogi (Lab Mix, 4 months old) – “I helped.”