Maximus found my stress ball, abandoned his ball, and decided to go to work on it. Found him and the ball in my office; he usually plays in the living room but for some reason decided to go upstairs and tear it up.
I peed Mom and Dad’s bed.
Bathed dog sprayed by skunk goes outside and rolls in stink again
Dear Mom, I know you like designer shoes, so I made you some “Jimmy Chews”. Love, Redford XOXO
After retiring from the racetrack, my sweet greyhound has taken up a second career as a shoe designer – sigh.
Mr. Bennett decided he wanted to help mommy pay the bills today while we were at work! Or perhaps he was looking for the appointment reminder for his neuter next month!!
I run away from home and use my good looks to get gourmet wild rabbit treat at the village market #fancypants #golddigger
My name is Butter. I like to sneak into my parents laundry basket and pull out my dads used handkerchiefs. I carefully chew out the gooey centers and craft them into fantastic articles of artisanal clothing. Here I am modeling my most recent piece, the poncho of shame.
Sacky got groomed on a Saturday and was looking handsome and his fur was so white! By Sunday evening, he had ruined his pearly white fur… He was licking up some grease underneath the grill when some dripped onto his head.
His grooming cost us $50.
I like humping my daddy’s leg. I am a female. #sorrynotsorry
I don’t like my medicine. I will eat the hotdog bit with the pill inside, then later spit the pill out when mommy isn’t looking. I will be FOREVER SICK.
When we adopted Artimus he had a sever upper respiratory and ear infection. It has been 3 months and he still sneezes and coughs, much to the vets (and our) surprise. I went home and found out that it’s not for my lack of trying, he is just spitting out the pill!