“I eat rotten peaches that fall in my yard, then throw up the pits in the living room! Yum!” – Mayer
The Petsmart cashier graciously pointed out that my 6 pound Yorkie Bella “took a doogie” in the cart when I was at the checkout register. Lets just say it was not small. Needless to say I was embarrassed and this picture shows how Bella really feels about it.
“I chew on walls…”
After spending the day outside in the mountains, Nike, our 2 yr old Vizsla, must have worked up an appetite. After being left alone for less than two minutes, she managed to eat 4 whole slices of pizza and an entire box of 12″ cheese sticks from Papa Johns. My 20 month old son Wyatt found the empty box and brought it to me asking for “stick pwease! Stick pwease!” When I told him they were all gone, his tantrum ensued. Thus, the inspiration for this picture.
I pooped out half of a storm trooper… We have no idea where the other half is…
I gravitate towards filth. I will find the biggest, muddiest, smelliest puddle in the field to wade through. I have had four baths this week. I am not sorry.
I peed on the brand new kitchen floors!
Benny adds “outdoor furniture destroyer” to his indoor repertoire.
I come home from college for one day and Taffy decides to throw up right next to me and then lick me. Love her to death but sometimes…
Baby Benjamin has some bad acid reflux and spits up often. Mom put him in his swing to nap while she went to feed his big brother lunch. Ben was just out of sight when our Boston Terrier-border collie mix, Abbie, ran over to the swing and started to prance around and whine. Mom thought she needed to go outside. Then Abbie barked and mom noticed Benjamin was choking on his spit up. Now Abbie gets a lot of treats and mom is too scared to sleep.