I went under the bed and totally chewed the nose piece and head strap off of my daddy’s CPAP machine. The only way my daddy sleeps without snoring is by wearing this mask. Now neither my mommy nor my daddy will be able to sleep. But I’ll sleep just fine burrowed under the covers-and that’s all that matters!
My dog really did eat passports and three twenty dollar bills.
Wanna see proof? Check out our facebook page!
Milo thinks the dishwasher is a cafeteria of old food! He has no shame in jumping up there and eating all the scraps! He is not ashamed!
We’re sorry one of us pooped on the floor, we thought you liked chocolate.
<3 Benny & Noah
Hotch, our 3 year-old Golden Retriever ate our last will and testament. He was not sorry.
Stopped and bought two pizzas for dinner and also stopped to get fuel, should have known better to leave Tess in the pickup with the pizza!
I can barely open the container these were in, and I have thumbs.
My bestie was saying the other day how she needed to move her young maple tree because it was going to get too big for where it was. She sent me this pic this morning. Dave decided to save her the hassle.
“Not only did I eat your underwear, I tried it on too” -Riley
Her secret aspiration to be a Victoria Secret model has been exposed.
These three are evil geniuses. And work well as a team. The cat pushes food off the counter for the dogs. All the time. This time they were caught in the act. Its organized crime.